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  • #19509
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    Manalive Smith

    She speaks in haiku.
    Parentheses are evil.
    Dawn, I’m proud of you.

    #19518
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    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    (Yes, it’s Matthew and another. Not me. Not yeast)

    #19523
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    Dawn

    I should hope not Yeast!
    We don’t condone lawlessness
    In this community!

    Granted, we do have
    A guild of assassins and
    A cult of TopHat…

    #19531
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    (Umm… technically that’s not illegal anymore, Dawn. I’m not saying it’s right, because it’s not, but it’s not illegal. I was assuming that it was Yeast because the subject had been brought up before, but I am certainly fine with it being somebody else.)

    #19535
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    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    (It’s a fake wedding as well. No actual wedding things. Just like a big catered party)

    #19536
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    Dawn

    Dawn stared at Josiah
    Twenty-three year old man
    Wedding a minor

    That’s illegal in
    Every state, and Canada
    Without permission

    #19546
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    (Oh yeah, that’s a thing.)

    #19794
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    Dawn

    Dawn continued on
    In her quest. She wondered who
    Converses within

    The Facebook chat. Names
    She knows? Names she does not know?
    Questions pound within

    #19797
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    (The subject came up at one point, and I think I figured out everybody. Hang on a sec.)

    #19798
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    #19922
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    Dawn

    Dawn cried “I got it!”
    The fake wedding is between
    Matthew and Censored!

    Dawn, satisfied, rests.
    Never mind that she doesn’t
    Know who Censored is.

    #19926
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    (Haha, yeah.)

    #28758
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    Awkward Potato

    This thread used to be fun.
    But it has been neglected.
    Should we bring it back?

    #28786
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I believe we should
    Like #bringbackfranklin
    We will bring it back

    #29166
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    Awkward Potato

    I was hoping that
    Manalive would stick around
    But it seems he’s gone.

    #29192
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Where has the Man gone?
    Is he even still Alive
    Man Alive, who knows?

    #29301
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    Dawn

    I believe that Smith
    Is alive and will return…
    eventually

    #29303
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Yes, he really will
    But when exactly will he
    Make his slick return?

    #29322
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    Masøn M.
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    Perhaps when the world
    Is on fire and ending
    Is when he will come

    (That’s kinda makes him sound like he’s Jesus XD)

    #29398
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    True, but we all know
    Manalive is not Jesus
    Close though he may be

    #29652
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    Manalive Smith

    Life has been quite mad.
    I’ve not given up on you.
    I am still right here.

    #29653
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    Manalive Smith

    Now that being said
    Let us avoid heresy
    Don’t compare to Christ.

    #29675
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    Dawn

    Amen Manalive
    I wholeheartedly agree.
    Avoid heresy.

    #29683
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Is it heresy?
    Could it be some blasphemy?
    No, it’s JESUS-MAN!

    #31128
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    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Classic Blimey Cow
    Though in now be unlisted
    It’s impact remains

    #31129
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    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    (I meant to write “Its”
    In the previous Haiku
    Pardon my mistake)

    #31130
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Unlisted it is
    But unwatchable it’s not.
    There is a playlist!

    #31146
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    Dawn

    I did not know that
    This existed. I thought t’was
    a joke, but it’s real.

    #31198
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    It is very good
    It is very beautiful
    It is Desmischous

    #31201
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    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Is it “Desmischous”?
    That spelling seems quite German.
    I’d say “Deshmicious”.

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