Lame New Movies

[Masøn M.]

Discuss new movies (or even old movies, I don’t care. We’ll probably end up talking about chapstick anyway) that were terrible, dumb, lame, or boring… And make fun of them… Basically, this is the Kevin’s Movienight thread… Also, you can post stuff related to the movies, which I am about to do…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Prancer. Don’t watch it. Ever.

[Poulet Frit]

My favorite movie as a child was the country bears. It’s a Disney movie. I’m scared for child me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, and don’t watch the Christmas Tree, either. *shudders*

[Poulet Frit]

I mean, my idea of lame, and yalls are gonna be very different. Saw is lame. In my opinion. I watched it at age 4, and thought it was lame then.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Saw Gerrera? I thought he was okay… would’ve been nice if he was around during more of the movie, though.

[Poulet Frit]

What are you talking about carrot?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Rogue One. Not a lame movie…

[Poulet Frit]

Rogue one was good, I was talking about the horror movie Saw

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I know. 😀

[Poulet Frit]

You know as in you’ve seen it? Or just heard of it? Because I don’t take you as the kind to watch saw.
(Also, children of the corn is lame)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I know as in you’ve talked about it before.

[Poulet Frit]

Ah ok

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yep.

[Tingle]

TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH!

[Dawn]

Have we seen any lame new movies lately…?

[Manalive Smith]

I felt like Rogue One got pretty sketchy plot-wise through the middle, (We’re assassinating the engineer behind the Death Star once it’s fully operational? Why didn’t we do that earlier? Even if what’s her face is lying about the message, why not kidnap the engineer and see if he has any useful information?) but I really like the blind guy and it had a strong enough ending that it left a good taste in my mouth.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I was really impressed that they had the guts to do what they did with the ending.

[DScott]

A really bad movie is ‘Hachi: A Dog’s Tale’.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Good heavens, yes. It’s SO BAD.

[DScott]

It does a lot of good to hear you say that.

[Awkward Potato]

I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of it. Sounds like I should keep it that way.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s so depressing… there’s no message… there’s no purpose… it’s just a stupid story about a guy and his wacko dog.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, please don’t watch it, Potato.

[DScott]

I think there is a message, it’s just a really, really bad one.

[Awkward Potato]

Movies like that are just the worst.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably. It’s been a few years since I watched it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s so true…

[Poulet Frit]

It has a story and purpose. It’s based off a true story, but it was not translated into the movie well at all.
Very sad.
I’ve seen it like 100 times.
Don’t judge me

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If you have legitimately seen it 100 times, I am definitely judging you. However, I am presuming that was hyperbole.

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