[Jeff Ross]

Never mind, I just read your comment on “Politics Killed the Holidays” by Blimey Cow. I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to get you the answer before you had to post the comment.

[Jeff Ross]

The official wording is “What Would Kevin Would Have Done”, but it can be altered to fit the context. For example, Inner Tube Episode 112 contained the hashtag #whatshouldkevinshouldhavedo when asking the audience what Kevin should do concerning an upcoming decision. (It was an upcoming decision as of the episode’s broadcast.)

Any particular reason you’re asking about the wording?

[Jeff Ross]

(Hmmm….I suppose you’re right, but I think using the vegetable instead of the verb emphasizes the pun better.)

[Jeff Ross]

That’s awesome! 😀

[Jeff Ross]

In addition to praying for you, Kristen, do you want us to write quiet encouragements to counter the yelling and cussing? Or would yelling the encouragements be more effective?

[Jeff Ross]

*beet

[Jeff Ross]

You could always get one of these. He would probably share…
https://www.amazon.com/SNICKERS-Slice-Share-Chocolate-1-Pound/dp/B0063HMIRW

[Jeff Ross]

Drive-through

[Jeff Ross]

In case someone wanted to be a marimba:

[Jeff Ross]

When I read what Franklin wrote, this sound played in my head:

[Jeff Ross]

Of course, if you’re really not sure whether to use it or not, you could call it the “Awksford Comma”.

[Jeff Ross]

Down

[Jeff Ross]

That’s the goal: sleep so well that grammar and punctuation aren’t going to spoil your mood. 😀 Happy Friday!

[Jeff Ross]

Hopefully one of those appointments was with a delivery guy so that you could get some lunch.

[Jeff Ross]

*learning process

[Jeff Ross]

That would be cool. I think the hardest part would be finding/building a glass armonica and shipping it to your desired performance location (the glasses are somewhat fragile). Once you did that, the learning would be relatively simple. 😀

[Jeff Ross]

Candy
(My brothers actually found a snickeloaf the other day and got it! I think it’s called a “Slice-and-share”, or something like that. I thought that Tim Hawkins had made up the concept, and maybe he did, but it is a real thing.)

[Jeff Ross]

(Yes, there should be a space in the link above. It’s a weird link.)

[Jeff Ross]

Blue

[Jeff Ross]

“Didn’t Ben Franklin invent that?”…Thanks for watching the video, Josiah.

As for the second part, you are correct. Dean Shostak did play it on Mr. Rogers. https://www.ket.org/episode/MSTR 001764/

[Jeff Ross]

Go

[Jeff Ross]

So far, so good. 😀 I’ve gotten to celebrate multiple birthdays (of people I know) this week.

[Jeff Ross]

You know what fascinates me? This instrument I just found out about (with a backstory that is even cooler than the instrument itself):

[Jeff Ross]

Actually, Kristen, you gave away your age once before. I wasn’t going to mention it, but since you did just now, here is how I knew you were 19:

Comment #31729, posted 10-12-17: “My sweet 16 a few years back was veggietales themed.”

As for tax law, I was hoping that the simplified tax code would be implemented before you had to study, so that your tests would hopefully be easier. Oh, well. I did go to graduate school with lots of accountants, so I understand someone enjoying tax law (despite the negative connotation that it has in public). For the record, though, I personally am not an accountant nor a tax law enthusiast. My specialties lie elsewhere.

[Jeff Ross]

I’m pretty sure that Adler would agree.

[Jeff Ross]

#notallirishmen

[Jeff Ross]

Uh, oh, Josiah:
Your haiku needs key context
(Read Brooke’s before yours)

[Jeff Ross]

Here is the instrument (marketed as a “casual wind instrument”) playing “When the Saints Go Marching In” with some people who are really happy to be a part of the video:

[Jeff Ross]

Three things:
1. Kristen, you may congratulate me as much as you’d like, I’d just appreciate it if you didn’t forget in-between congratulations. There are plenty of other things about me that I don’t mind you forgetting about, but something that you’ve congratulated me for multiple times is something that I hope you’ll remember. When you (specifically you, as the active member of the Not-Forum that you are) think of “Jeff Ross”, the first three terms that should pop into your head are “Christian”, “Master’s”, and “HOWDAREYOU”, in that order.
2. Masøn, great strategy, except that some ladies might always say it’s accurate because they think of themselves as “Forever 21”, especially on the internet. (Not saying that Kristen will be that way, but it’s good to be aware of the shortcomings that certain strategies contain.)
3. I found a new instrument that someone could be:

[Jeff Ross]

All-Star

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