TOPHAT

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…full of people that will be mad at us for overthrowing them.

[Poulet Frit]

If I made them hot tea, I’m sure they would be ok

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That seems like a bit of stereotyping.

[Poulet Frit]

Yes It Is *strokes pet eagle*

[Poulet Frit]

(Tbh, I love hot tea and make some pretty epic hot tea)

[Masøn M.]

I had English Breakfast for the first time last week… It’s really good

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I beg your pardon? *strokes pet moose*

[Masøn M.]

I got a taste, pun intended, of British culture… *Strokes AR-15*

[Poulet Frit]

I relate to Mason *grabs fishing pole*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… *grabs Autotune*

[Poulet Frit]

*grabs beer* am I a southern stereotype yet?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*grabs red plaid flannel shirt and Bean boots* Am I a north-eastern stereotype yet?
*nope*
*rips open lobster with bare hands*

[Poulet Frit]

*guts deer* *bathes in guts*
AM I SOUTHERN YET??????

[Masøn M.]

*Does what Kristen did but eats fried chicken and drinks sweet tea*
Nope, but I am

[Poulet Frit]

*cuts open leg* *bleeds sweet tea*
Back off, my good man.

[superchris01]

*Ohioan watches from a distance*
“That’s nothing,” he says in scarlet array.
And steps off the field as it bleeds yellow and blue.

[superchris01]

*Ohioan watches from a distance*
“Interesting,” he says in scarlet array.
And steps off the field as it bleeds yellow and blue.

[Poulet Frit]

*buys 50th gun* SECOND AMENDMENT *says something about a truck*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*hops into a logging truck*

[Jeff Ross]

*Calls 911 at the sight of all the bleeding*

*Is told by dispatcher to rub some bacon on it*

*Goes to find bacon*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*hands live pig to Jeff*

[Jeff Ross]

*Names Pig “Ferkel” and hands it back to Josiah.

[Jeff Ross]

*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*releases pig*
*chugs gallon of cider*

[Masøn M.]

*Grabs fireworks and launches them to form the American flag*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*rides bear*

[Poulet Frit]

I read this to Ken and he became extremely worried for me and my Internet friends

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*dumps snow onto pan*
*pours on Maple syrup*
*consumes*

[Poulet Frit]

*shuns those who kneel during the American….theme song*

(HELP I FORGOT WHAT IT’S CALLED I FEEL STUPID)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*kneel
*runs around barefoot on wet ground in 50 degree weather*

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