TOPHAT

[Awkward Potato]

I like HOWDAREYOU if we don’t have to actually remember the title. It just has a certain ring to it. It rings trube, should I say.

[Masøn M.]

I agree with what everyone is saying here…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Such agreement.

[Jeff Ross]

Since Masøn already referred to me as the HOWDAREYOU in another thread, I accept the title as official and have updated the current list of TOPHAT members and titles, listed below in order of determination in this thread:

The Overly Punny Honor Association of Trolls (TOPHAT)
Poulet Frit: President Kristen of TOPHAT
Masøn M.: Attorney General (also “Janitor of the Year”, but that award may expire relatively soon, as he is one of several janitors in the association)
Josiah the Carrot Stick: Chairman of the Board
Brooke AC: Secretary of State
Olive: Member Without Title
Explosive Yeast: Strange Guy who Stands Creepily in the Corner Eating a Pickle on a Stick
Awkward Potato: Official Hug Dealer
Manalive Smith: Secretary of the Canadian Treasury
Ryan Matlock: Implied Member in a Meme, but not officially confirmed
AuxCableAngie: Groot the Phantom of the Forum
Dawn: Polyonymous (Holder of Horses, Secretary of Defense, & She of Many Names)
Jeff Ross: HOWDAREYOU (Honorary Official Wordsmith, Director And Regent Extraordinaire, Yet Operationally Unobtrusive)
wileycoyote: Rebekah submitted an application for membership, but has yet to submit title suggestions
Notable F.A.C.E.s who are not members of TOPHAT: Matthew, Franklin, Troy

[Poulet Frit]

Welcome to cult *cough* I mean…ahem…TOPHAT. welcome to TOPHAT.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Is Matthew technically a FACE?

[Jeff Ross]

I believe so; I am under the impression that the only requirement is to have posted on the Not-Forum.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t believe so, there are people that have posted on the Not-forum and never listened to an episode of the Aux Cable, which seems contradictory to the title Fanatical Aux Cable Enthusiast.

[Jeff Ross]

Though that may be trube, I’m sure Matthew has listened to the show before. 😉

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hah, true.

[Wileycoyote]

Sorry guys I forgot about this thread. It seems to me the option for titles are endless.
And I cannot sleep even though it’s a freaking 3:09 a.m so hopefully I come up with a radical random title…. haha

[Wileycoyote]

Although there is NO. way that I have time or interest to read through all of the TOPHAT pages… is that necessary?

[Awkward Potato]

Pages 1 and 2 probably, and maybe 10 and 11. The other stuff is entertaining but not all that necessary. I’m sorry you couldn’t sleep

[Wileycoyote]

Okie dokie

[Dwight D. Eisenhower]

Reading through entire threads is well worth it.

[Brooke AC]

My apologies my absence in giving input on your title, Jeff. However, I extend a belated welcome into TOPHAT. Glad to have you.

[Jeff Ross]

Dankeschön, Brooke! I’m glad to be here. I’m also glad that you showed up here, because you hadn’t left a single comment on this thread throughout the entirety of my TOPHAT application process. For context, Manalive Smith left two, and he hasn’t been on the Not-Forum for a couple of months now.

#BringBackManalive

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#BringBackManalive

[Jeff Ross]

(I meant to say Manalive hasn’t been on this thread for a couple of months now. He has posted on the Not-Forum recently, just not frequently.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I think it was sometime last week. #bringbackManalive

[Manalive Smith]

Yet Operationally Unobtrusive. I approve.

[Masøn M.]

#ItWorked
#ItAlwaysWorks

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Congratulations, you have been marked with the much esteemed Manalive Stamp of Approval.

[Jeff Ross]

I am trubely honored. Manalive was the one who nominated me for membership, so his approval brings a certain closure to my application process. Now we can focus on other matters, such as inducting Rebekah or… other things. (I’m still getting a feel for what TOPHAT does besides inducting new members.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Whatever we feel like doing, typically.

[Poulet Frit]

We could overthrow England. …we may need a few more members before we do that though.

[Masøn M.]

I’m all for overthrowing England…

[Poulet Frit]

YASSSS

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What would we gain from doing so?

[Masøn M.]

Oh, idk… An entire country?…

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