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[totally a normal person]

It’s the Star Spangled Banner XD

[Poulet Frit]

…I said kneel.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not initially, I don’t believe.

[Poulet Frit]

YES THAT!!!

…this is why we should have coffee, kids. (I say kids, thumbs, because I am an adult)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, it’s why you shouldn’t have coffee, because then you become addicted to it and can’t function.

[totally a normal person]

I”m an adult mentally…But physically? Nahhh

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, I still remain an incredibly gangly teenager…

[Masøn M.]

I can testify for thumbs that she is much older mentally than she is actually.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Just as a rule of thumb?

[Masøn M.]

T, I’m just gonna call you T, if you thought my puns were bad you ain’t seen nothin’ yet…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I feel like that nickname fits her to a T.

[Masøn M.]

You’re pretty quick, I’ve gotta hand it to you…

[Poulet Frit]

I rarely drink coffee and how my body processes caffeine is different from most people.
Also, I don’t get addicted to it…I don’t know why. I drink it every day for a year, and then stop for a while and I don’t get headaches or anything

[Poulet Frit]

Speaking of hands, mommy told me I need 2 more hands…anyone willing to donate?

[Masøn M.]

I would check Amazon. They have everything.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Don’t you have guns, though?

[Poulet Frit]

I personally don’t own any guns nor have I shot a gun (I’ll probably learn how to shoot soon)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maine woman, 80, who ‘never shot before’ shoots a buck on 2nd day of hunting

[Poulet Frit]

Legit gonna be me

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I really wish that accents were included in articles.

[Masøn M.]

Oh my word, if they were then I would only read British news…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dude, do you have any idea how amazing New England accents are?

[Masøn M.]

No, actually. I’ve never travelled to the northeast before… Or east in general… Only Florida…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh, oh well.

[Masøn M.]

I am, however, going to Virginia in 5 days. So…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Noice. I’m not.

[Poulet Frit]

WHAT PART OF VA?

[Poulet Frit]

Ahem…no caps lock would’ve been less suspicious

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Suspicious? What are you talking about?

[Poulet Frit]

But forreal. Virginia Beach area? Richmond area? Western VA area? Northern VA area?

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