Stupid Pick-up Lines

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, like, totally, like, for real, like, you know?

[Explosive Yeast]

Yeah, like, for real, like, I can’t even, ya know?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I just…
(#deepcut)

[Brooke AC]

Can’t even?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But I can odd.

[Brooke AC]

That’s odd

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Very.

[Brooke AC]

Verrry

[Tingle]

Furry.

[Awkward Potato]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face.

[Awkward Potato]

(I’d forgotten how funny this thread was.)

[Jeff Ross]

I know that “Pick-up Lines” don’t refer to what someone says when they are picking up something for delivery, but if that were the case, here is a silly pick-up line and how to fix it (just watch the clip for 40s):

[DScott]

I forgot about that show.

[Dawn]

I had two of his cds (wild wacky and totally true bible stories) but I never knew where they came from.

[Weirdo Kid]

Hey girl, are you rules? ’cause I’m going to hug you.

[Awkward Potato]

Hahahaha that’s great

[Weirdo Kid]

Wait no, it should be *Hey girl, are you rules? ’cause I’m going to follow you and hug you.

[Awkward Potato]

#MBTIpickuplines

[Weirdo Kid]

I kind of want to tweet it with the image, and kind of really don’t want to because it’s so hopelessly corny.

[superchris01]

Totally accurate. INTP prefers not to hug

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

And I really do hug rules.

[Masøn M.]

Same though…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Is your name Helen? Because I’ll destroy a city in Asia Minor to marry you.

[Awkward Potato]

Are you Barbara Manatee? Because you’re the one for me (one for me)

[Masøn M.]

[Masøn M.]

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Are you the golden snitch? When I catch you I’ll automatically win.

[Awkward Potato]

Those songs are gold. So romantic.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Can I have your phone number? You seem magical enough to break my introversion.

[Jeff Ross]

This thread makes me think of how some people approach Valentine’s Day for some reason.

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