Stupid Pick-up Lines

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well this is going well.

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[Dawn]

BYE BYE BYE (BYE BYE)

did you do that on purpose lol?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nope.

[Awkward Potato]

“Do you live in a cornfield? Cause I’m stalking you.”

[Poulet Frit]

Legit me

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nope, I live in the woods. REKT

[Brooke AC]

You

[Explosive Yeast]

Brooke, this needs to stahp.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*stop

[DScott]

I don’t know if she can be stopped. Oh, and hello Yeast.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well hello there, Franklin. Welcome to the spam. And no, she can’t be stopped.

[DScott]

Nothing can be done.

[Masøn M.]

Maybe there’s a magic word that’ll make her staph?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…this is kind of my fault, and I’m pretty sure there is absolutely nothing that will stop/staph her.

[Explosive Yeast]

FRANKLINNNNNNNNNNNNN HIIIIIIIIIIII

[Explosive Yeast]

MASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Explosive Yeast]

CARROT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I was talking to you like 6 minutes ago, Yeast.

[Explosive Yeast]

It’s true, but still.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Welp, tacos.

[DScott]

EEEEEEXPLOOOOOOOOOOSIIIIIIIIIVE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST, SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUUUUUUUTAAAAAATIOOOONS!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Interesting gap there.

[Explosive Yeast]

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I find it really entertaining that this is the thread that we’re rallying in.

[DScott]

It is. (to #34011t)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Of all the threads, we’re in “Stupid Pick-Up Lines?” What?

[DScott]

It’s just the one you caught her at I guess.

[Brooke AC]

Oh, really?

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