Stupid Pick-up Lines

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Don’t forget Seagulls: Stop It Now…

[Brooke AC]

Rockin’. Rockin’ and rollin’. Down to the beach, I’m strollin’, but the seagulls poke at my head (NOT FUN). I said, “Seagulls, MM, stop it now.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

RUN RUN RUN AND JUMP I CAN BE A BACKPACK WHILE YOU RUN

[Brooke AC]

SWING FROM A HAIRY VINE. I CAN BE YOUR BACKPACK WHILE YOU CLIMB.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#BRINGBACKFRANKLIN

[superchris01]

Honestly the only good one I know is a bad one I said before I realized how bad it was.

But here’s a few on the fly (some a bit suggestive but…):

Do you know knots? Cause you have me tied up.

Girl, you have more curves than a Samsung Galaxy S8!

I don’t need a new Mac. You’re the Apple of my eye.

I can’t pick up lines, but I can pick you up!

(Idk… these are kind of cheesy)

[Poulet Frit]

Those are beautiful!!!!

I love pickup lines

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Are those the ones you mentioned on the Cowmoonity Fancast?

[Poulet Frit]

…Chris was on the fancast?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes.

[Poulet Frit]

…I did not know this

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Episode 003.

[Poulet Frit]

Thank you

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#bringbackfranklin

[Awkward Potato]

Here, I stole these from Pinterest
Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing
Hi, my name is Will. God’s Will.
So last night I was reading the book of Numbers…and I realized I didn’t have yours
Are you a fisher of men? Cause you just reeled me in

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Those are so hopelessly cheesy they’re amazing.

[Awkward Potato]

Isn’t that the point of pickup lines? Surely no one actually thinks they work. Hahaha

[Dawn]

Dude, if a guy comes up to me with a punny enough pick up line, he’s won himself a date. Simply because they’re so awful and awkward.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True.

[Masøn M.]

Not sure if someone had done this one, but…

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Haha, that’s great. Just don’t tell it to any libertarians. 😀

[Poulet Frit]

I agree with Dawn. If it’s a punny enough pickup line, you win

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hrm…

[Manalive Smith]

*Applauds Mason*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[Brooke AC]

“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hey look. A person. That’s up early.
(The above is NOT a pick-up line)

[Brooke AC]

(Sadly, I cannot stay right now)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Bother.
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