Stupid Pick-up Lines

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I couldn’t think of any actual pick-up lines, and I had to do something…

[Poulet Frit]

Have you heard the one about pickup limes?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Uh oh.

[Poulet Frit]

Unsure how to confess your love for someone? Try this:

1. Acquire several dozen limes.

2. Go up to the person you like, and drop all the limes.

3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumiser you look the better.

4. Keep doing this until you have their attention. (This could take up to 30 minutes)

5. Gather up all the limes. Try to look sheepish.

6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “I’m sorry, I’m bad at pickup limes”

7. Marry them.

(Credit to whoever organ ally wrote it. Wasn’t me)

[Poulet Frit]

Orginally** (thank you autocorrect)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Masøn M.]

All look left and right sometimes.
But all fall in lime…

[Poulet Frit]

….mason

[Masøn M.]

Yes?

[Poulet Frit]

You made me choke on my bean burrito from taco bell

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

MAN I REALLY LOVE TACO BELLLL

[Masøn M.]

I feel like you’re trying to set me up… And as much as I want to fight it… I can never resist yelling

FAST FOOD GREASY TACO I LOVE. FOOD LIKE THIS COULD ONLY COME FROM ABOVE!

at my bedroom wall..

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

MY CHALUUPAAAA MY CHALUUUPAAAAA

[Masøn M.]

If you didn’t know there is a part two…

[Poulet Frit]

BEEF AND CHEESE
BEEF AND CHEESE
AND LETTUCE

[Poulet Frit]

I MUST WATCH THAT LATER

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Just like you must watch this.

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot probably has never been to taco bell. Let me tell you carrot. Chalupas are the best. But when they had the quesalupa, that was my life!!!

[Poulet Frit]

So you were quoting something

[Poulet Frit]

NACHO BELL GRANDE
CHEESY GORDITA

Somehow that song could still fall under this stupid pick up line thread…cuz it’s a love song to taco bell.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nope, I’ve never been to Taco Bell.

[Poulet Frit]

Carrot. You need to live. You need a quesarito

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Quesarito as in Cheesy Birdman?

[Poulet Frit]

What

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

http://zelda.gamepedia.com/Rito

[Poulet Frit]

My coworker: “I pray you get a boyfriend that makes you as giddy as your cat does”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Poulet Frit]

I think that statement dooms me as a crazy cat lady

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe… I wouldn’t know.

[Brooke AC]

BUSHES OF LOVE. YES.

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