Puns

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: HUMPTY DUMPTY FALLS OFF WALL, INSTANTLY BECOMING BAD EGGXAMPLE AND LEAVING MILLIONS SHELL-SHOCKED. WE’RE NOT EVEN YOLKING!

[Poulet Frit]

It sounds like he wasn’t such an eggcellent guy. He sounds like a shell-fish kind of person. Maybe one day he just cracked under the pressure of society.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

He probably listened to “Fried Egg” by Rebegga Black a few too many times, and his brain got scrambled. Omletting you make a pun now.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m yolk-less (joke less?)

[Masøn M.]

Are you ACTUALLY joke-less, or are you just too chicken to combat the puntastic powers of El Carrot Stick…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If people are being chickens, I would call that fowl play.

[Poulet Frit]

Well…you know what my nickname on here means right?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup. You probably picked when your brain was fried.

[Poulet Frit]

Actually, it was my raw talent that lead me to chose that name.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Do you use it everywhere on social meatia?

[Poulet Frit]

No, only hare.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s a bunny way of putting it.

[Poulet Frit]

Hay now!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You seem to be grasping at straws.

[Poulet Frit]

Farm, you might be right.

[Poulet Frit]

Neigh, I’m just getting started

[Poulet Frit]

I have all the necessary koalafications, but that’s completely irrelephant.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe, but you seem to just be horsing around. You need to make some pig, long puns. That’s cow you pun successfully.

[Poulet Frit]

You think you’re emusing, but really, these puns are getting inbearable.

[Poulet Frit]

I know you’re a mice person, but this is getting otter hand

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well some of your’s are a bit of ostretch, too.

[Poulet Frit]

True, but tbh, I could gopher some sweet tea right now…and dumplin’s.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m just as pungry.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I food like something to eat as well.

[Poulet Frit]

Don’t be cheesy, now.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I act like a Muenster when I’m hungry, but I’m very Goudat eating.

[Poulet Frit]

You cheddar not make me blue!

[Brooke AC]

I can’t brie-lieve I missed so many grate opportunities for these puns!

[Poulet Frit]

Yall keep naming cheese I’m allergic to, how dare you. You butter not keep it up (jk) 😉 I hope yall ain’t sour, cuz I’m gonna cream you.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

We’re gonna milk this for all it’s worth. I’m glad there’s more than one of us making puns, otherwise it would be Provalonely. I will propose a lactoast to anybody than can outpun me (excluding Ryan, not that he’s even gonna comment on the forum). I Swiss someone Curd find out a Feta figure out when the new episode is coming out. I like carrots. I would happily sit in a Cottage and Edam all up.

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