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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I USED TO HAVE A WATCH JUST LIKE RYAN’S!!!! Now I just need to figure out if I still have it or not…

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: Yeah, you should watch out for that.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: You’re ticking me off, Brooke. Kristen, when I wore a watch, I always wore it on my right hand even though I’m right-handed…

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: Hey, I thought it was time to make a pun! No need to clock me for it! Also, I didn’t realize there was a certain wrist you’re supposed to put your watch on. I’m left-handed, and I’ve put all my watches on my left wrist (although any watch I’ve ever gotten has broken withing a few weeks. Granted, they were all super cheap.).

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I guess it really depends on hour own personal opinions…

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: Yeah, in the grand scheme of things, it’s a minute detail.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’ll heartily second that one.

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: I’d be alarmed if you didn’t.

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I can’t… I just can’t… Your guys’ puns are like clockwork… I really hope you’re gearing up for pun-off day, cause you guys would destroy…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Yeah, we wouldn’t give them the time of day!

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: We’re the FACEs of clock puns right now!

(IT’S A PUUUUUUUUUN! A THREE MEANING PUN!)

[Poulet Frit]

Yall…
Today is such a good day despite waking up irritated and dealing with people and the episode not being out. I don’t get how a few coincidental things affect so much

[Poulet Frit]

And typically you wear your watch on your nondominate hand so that way, when writing and such, your dominate hand has full range of motion

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I wrist I knew that when I had a watch…

[Brooke AC]

Today would have been terrible if it wasn’t for Youtube, you guys, and the endless graciousness of God that we simple humans tend to ignore. Writing that sentence makes me see how not-bad today was.
And lefties have enough problems when it comes to writing anyway, so one more thing doesn’t bother me. Although, I’ll hand it to you, it would make it a little easier!

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: I pulled a Kristen.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m kind of amused that Brooke has been commenting more AFTER she found out how creepy we were… I’m thinking of a pun, but I can’t seem to put my finger on it.

[Poulet Frit]

*facepalms cuz all the hand puns*

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: I’ve got to distract myself from the overwhelming pressure of school somehow! I want to knuckle down on my commenting, though.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Maybe you need to knuckle down on us, Kristen.

[Poulet Frit]

Brooke was like: idk if I wanna talk to these people
And then we went crazy and she went: oh yes. Them. I must talk to those ones

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Good gravy, that was creepy.

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: Kristen pulled a Kristen while making a pun about puns

[Poulet Frit]

…like punch yall in the face? I did enough hitting for the week.
…though I could go for some fruit punch

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Brooke and I (finger)nailed the same pun at the same time…

[Poulet Frit]

What was creepy, carrot? And don’t talk about gravy, I haven’t had dinner

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: It was a joint effort.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: To #3968: See #3964-5 and #3967

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Do you just have an index of puns that you’re thumbing through, brook? I’m not trying to point a finger at you or anything… my, that had a nice ring to it.

[Poulet Frit]

Well, you see 3967 and 3968 were said at the same time. Therefore, I didn’t know what to put my finger on

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