BREAKING NEWS UPDATES

[Poulet Frit]

Saturday I have to work a marketing event. And I asked my manager if we could blare tøp, and some other current music the whole time, and she said that she put the company that we are partnered with for this event to supply the music. Which means for 4 hours I have to someone else’s music. And where I live, there is a high possibility of it being ghetto rap. Not even normal rap, ghetto rap.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I used to listen to Air1 all the time, but now A. They don’t play music that’s all that great anymore, and B. I have better stuff on my iPod.

[Masøn M.]

BREAKING – Confirmed: Chick-Fil-A Open On Sundays In Heaven

Confirmed: Chick-Fil-A Open On Sundays In Heaven

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: This website supports Babylon Bee links! :O

[Poulet Frit]

I like air1. But they are like klove to me. They play the same 50 songs. I would much rather listen to the Christian music on my phone. If I had an aux cord. I would plug it in and play the Christian music on amazon prime, cuz then I wouldn’t have to deal with static and commercials etc.
I don’t listen to either during their “give us money or else”

[Poulet Frit]

Good thing there is chickfila in heaven, I would so miss the chicken

[Poulet Frit]

Omg….I changed the radio to another Christian station (I was looking for the station) and I had to go put my food in the microwave. And I walk back and jason derulo is on. …..this ain’t Christian

[Poulet Frit]

Still no episode…*puts on my #staystrongkristen shirt*

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: Kristen to go insane? Find out tomorrow on AUX News…

[Poulet Frit]

You edited that post twice. What did it originally say?
And I’m already insane

[Masøn M.]

1st. Breaking: Kristen to go insane? Find out tomorrow if the episode still isn’t posted
2nd. Breaking: Kristen to go insane? Find out tomorrow…

And I wanted that one because it has a PUUUNNNNNNNN

[Poulet Frit]

Puuunnnnnnnn!!! I like the 3rd one best!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: IT’S A PUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

[IT’S A BROOOOOOOOKE (no, not broke)]

BREAKING: Brooke is back! She survived the dance and liked the conference. That might sound boring, but listening to speeches and policies is far more entertaining to me than awkwardly attempting to look like I’m having fun while I’m squished against other teenagers that I don’t know with music that I don’t like. But Brooke is sad she missed the Kristenception in reply #3131. Brooke also wonders, “If Chick-fil-A is open on Sundays in Heaven, who will work there?”

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: BROOOOOOOOKKKEEEEE
…Ryan would work at chickfila in heaven. So maybe it’s a ton of ryans.
The kristenception could’ve gone on forever, luckily masøn had enough self control to stop it

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: IT’S A BROOOOOOKKKE!!!!

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: So is it former Chick-fil-A employees? Or current ones? Or just Ryan? We don’t want that for him. Heaven will be much busier than a Saturday in summer with 3 church busses and 2 baseball teams.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I think…it’s like…every ex-employee that is as obsessed with chickfila as ryan. And Ryan could do it.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: there was a glitch when I was typing my last message. I could adjust the size of the type box

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: That’s weird…

[BROOKE AC]

BREAKING: Does the justified text alignment bother anyone else? Because it bothers me…

[Poulet Frit]

Yes it bothers me, but I ignore it pretty well lol

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Doesn’t bother me…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I thought you left, carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I beat the Deku Toad and decided it was time to stop.

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: coolio

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: Brooke wishes she could ignore it. She also wishes it wasn’t so hard to scan things. I think I finally finished gathering 3 years worth of my work in yearbook. It wOuLd’Ve BeEn NiCe if there were a new episode of the Aux Cable to listen to (but Ryan and Matthew are busy and working hard and getting stuff done and we’re happy for them!).

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: sooooo haappyyy for themmm *I say through gritted teeth while sharpening a knife*

[Poulet Frit]

Brooke, don’t take this the wrong way, but you work too much. Please tell me when you graduate, that you will take a break before college. You will just have a week or so of nothing.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: OLVBENCE?

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