Since Episode 036 talked about Taylor Swift’s latest song, here is the song re-written as a parody. The premise is a patron who forgot about the livestreams and has been waiting for this particular episode for so long, only to be disappointed:
“Look What You Made Me Do”
I don’t like your little games
Don’t like your long delay
The role you made me play
Of the one who you told to wait
I don’t like you took your time
How you looked when you lied
You said back in July
It would come, yet you made me wait (oh!)
But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Ryan, I wrote many comments, I do it all the time
I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
I don’t like your Patreon
You said you’d put me on
If I pledged twenty bucks per month
But instead there’s no mention (what?)
The world moves on, another day, another broadcast, broadcast
But not for me, not for me, all I think about is podcasts
And then the world moves on, but one thing’s for sure
Maybe you got mine, but I should get yours
But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
Matthew, I wrote many comments, I do it all the time
I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
I don’t trust Ryan though Ryan trusts me
I’ll be the Patron starring in your bad dreams
I don’t trust Matthew though Matthew trusts me
I’ll be the Patron starring in your bad dreams
I don’t trust Ryan though Ryan trusts me
I’ll be the Patron starring in your bad dreams
I don’t trust Matthew though Matthew trusts me
I’ll be the Patron starring in your bad dreams
(Look what you made me do)
(Look what you made me do)
(Look what you just made me do)
(Look what you made me do)
“I’m sorry, the Aux Cable can’t come to the phone right now.”
“Why?”
“Oh, ’cause it’s dead!” (ohh!)
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do
