AUX Cable: The Musical

[riseofthekumquat]

“Let’s get down to business,
To create
Some puns”

[Poulet Frit]

“Did they send me FACE’s, when I asked for patrons?” (not that great on my half)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“If I knew what exactly we were doing, I think this would be fun.”

[Dawn]

You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met
But you can bet, before we’re through.
FACES I, will make punmasters out of you.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Here, let me jog your memory while you run,
When someone tells a funny joke
We all scream IT’S A PUUUUUN!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m sorry I’m not good at rhyming,
This won’t be easy to sing.

[Masøn M.]

[Puns as] harmless as the forest, but on fire within
If Ryan went to Pun-Off Day, he’d be sure to win
We’re a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And we haven’t got a clue.
FACES I, will make punmasters out of yooouuuu

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What in the world.
Have Mason’s true skills been unfurled?

[Masøn M.]

I’m proud of this one..

Somebody once told me the Pun King was Pun Diddley
They ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Chris was looking kind of dumb with his long hair and his man bun
Protruding out from the back of his huge head

Well, the FACES start coming and they don’t stop coming
Angie kidnapped Ryan Matlock and she left his house running
Didn’t make sense not to stay up to one
Cause they posted their episode late, it’s so dumb
So much to do, so much to hear
To come up with their podcast name, it took them about a year
Then Apple had to go and remove it
Now the name of the show doesn’t really fit

Hey now, they’re the pun kings, except for Matthew, I’m sorry, eh.
Hey now, the podcasts awesome, they get their show on, but don’t get paid
All Ryan’s free time is now gone
Go support him at Patreon.com…

GUYS I AM PROBABLY TOO PROUD OF THIS BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT IT TOOK ME 25 MINUTES LOL…

[Poulet Frit]

MASON THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT SO MUCH YES!!!!!!!

[Olive]

Haha! I love this Mason!

[Ryan Matlock]

This is beautiful.

[Brooke AC]

MASON, THIS IS AMAZING.

[Brooke AC]

The elusive Ryan has commented!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*sighs* Why do Matthew and Ryan always show up when I’m not on?

[Masøn M.]

Thank you… Thank you all…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YOU’RE WELCOOOOOOME.

[Awkward Potato]

Thank you Mason!!! That made my day! 😀

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

POTATOOOOOOOOOOO

[Masøn M.]

Tis what I am here for

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*’tis

[Poulet Frit]

Mason is a genius. We have found his calling.

[Masøn M.]

(Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this the real Ryan?
Is this just fantasy?
He’s on the website
What even is reality?

Open your eyes
Look up at the replies and seeee
I’m just a homeschooled boy, I need no sympathy
Because I make some puns, they all go
I might cry, I’m alone
Anyway the people go doesn’t really matter to me, to me

Anggiiiieeee kidnappedd the guyyysss
Tied some rope around their heads
Threw them both under the bed
Anggiiiieeee, the podcast had juusssttt begguunnn
But now Ryan has gone and moved away

MATTHEEWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOHHH OOHHH OOHHHHH
DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I DON’T MAKE A SONG ABOUT YOU THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, since this whole thing doesn’t matter

Too late, your time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
My ears are aching for advice
Goodnight, everybody, I’ve got to goo
Gotta leave my phone behind and face the truth

YOUUU GUUYYYSSSS OH OH OH
I JUST WANT ADVICE
I SOMETIMES WISH THAT RYAN NEVER MOVED AT ALLLL

(intense high pitched ryan and matthew electric guitar sound effects)

I see a little flash of light, oh man oh man
A BIRD MOOSE, A BIRD MOOSE, WILL YOU EDIT THE AUX CABLE
LOTS OF PUNS AND VOICE CRACKING
VERY VERY SATISFYING
AWKWARD POTATO (AWKWARD POTATO)
AWKWARD POTATO (AWKWARD POTATO)
AWKWARD POTATO HOW ARE YOU
JOSIAH THE CARRO-O-O-O-OT STICK

I’m just a homeschooled boy, everybody shuns me
HE’S JUST A HOMESCHOOLED BOY FROM A SEMI-BIG FAMILY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE, HE’S A MIDDLE CHILD YOU SEEEE

Angie comes, Matthew asks, “Will you let me go”
CANADA! NO, I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
CANADA! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
CANADA! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOO)
NEVER LET YOU GO, OH
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
Oh, Poulet Frit-a, Poulet Frit-a (Poulet Frit-a, let me go)
RISE OF THE KUMQUAT IS TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THESE, FOR THESE, FOR THEESSEEEE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN POST MEMES TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR LIIEEESSS
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SCHEDULE FOR WEDNESDAY AND NOT POST ‘TILL MIDNIIIGGHHHTTT
OH RYAN, CAN’T DO THIS TO ME, RYAN
JUST GET IT OUT, JUST GET THE EPISODE RIGHT OUT ON HERE

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters ‘cept memes…

Anytime you choose to post…

Guys this took 2x as long as the last one I need to stop right now but I can’t this is stupid fun XD

[Masøn M.]

I just realized why my friends think I’m weird XD

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

WHAT EVEN?!!?!?

[Masøn M.]

Idek what is life…

[Poulet Frit]

MASON I LOVE THIS!!!!!!
I started laughing really loudly

[Poulet Frit]

Never, ever stop doing this mason

[Poulet Frit]

I sang it in my head….3 times now

[Matthew]

I sang it out loud. Once. 😛

This is great, Mason! I really like it!! Maybe I’ll record myself singing these… MAYBE!!! We’ll see.

[Author]

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