“I’m gonna pick your avocados old man, what are you going to do about it?”
WARNING: turn down the volume for this one
Oh this could go on for a while.
Don’t worry, it’s not what you’re expecting.
>”Corn”
Corn?
CORN
C O R N!!!?????????
What apocalyptic landscape do you live in where corn is a pizza topping?
“Name three pizza toppings”
“Pineapple….”
Words can’t express how hard you lost that round.
Then Dr. Doofenshmirtz took off another mask to reveal that he was actually Nicholas Cage.
The voice was from Kristin, Kristen’s sneaky evil twin.
So Josiah, Jonathon, Josh Dun, Ryan, and Matthew are fighting Kristin (who is trying to stop Dawn from choking/having an existential), Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy, and a purple octopus; the power is out, the foundation of the warehouse is barely intact, it’s still raining ping pong balls, I assume Never Gonna Give You Up is still playing, and the Power Rangers and the main cast of James And The Giant Peach are standing on the dead(?) body of a giant, sentient Kumquat.
Kumquat (not Troy Wullbrandt, but an actual Kumquat) let out an unholy wail and began pulsating with energy, quickly growing in size.
Olly the Octopus hissed and recoiled, recognizing the voice that possessed Jonathon and Josiah…
“That was creepy,” Dawn replied.
Jonathon (that’s his name now) wondered what Josiah was up to as he sat in the abandoned warehouse, tied to a chair.
But he did know someone else named Josiah.
Mason, do you have a YouTube channel or a Soundcloud? All of those lyrical parodies were legitimately fantastic.