[Manalive Smith]

I can get behind that.

[Manalive Smith]

I read the article. It did not have a lot to do with baskets.

[Manalive Smith]

I mean I don’t think I need a basket, but maybe I just don’t know what I’m missing out on.

[Manalive Smith]

I’m leaning towards basket weaving in the rain if we can’t rent a swimming pool. Out of curiosity how does one weave a basket.? Also out of curiosity why does one weave a basket?

[Manalive Smith]

Also at the center of the earth every direction is up.

[Manalive Smith]

The closest object with the strongest gravitational pull is always down. There is a point called the Lagrange Point partway between the earth and moon where their gravity cancels so there is no up or down at that point. If you launch a cannonball from the moon fast enough and it passes that point it starts falling toward the earth and could level entire cities upon impact. All the planets orbit in the same plane so North and South are sort of perpendicular to that, but I’m not sure historically why we started building globes with North on top. We could have started mapping the solar system upside down from what we currently do and it would be just as accurate.

[Manalive Smith]

Out of curiosity will TOPHAT be providing the pickle on a stick or is this strictly bring your own?

[Manalive Smith]

Just don’t apply for janitor. We already have more janitors than we know what to do with.

[Manalive Smith]

Though if anyone accidentally drowns during one of our meetings, our name is going to make things pretty awkward.

[Manalive Smith]

It’s a start. Maybe we can begin by pouring water bottles over our heads and work our way up to full submersion.

[Manalive Smith]

Just a little song to celebrate the beginning of spring. Tom Lehrer is always hilarious.

[Manalive Smith]

Done. Now we just need baskets and water. (It’s hard living in a landlocked state).

[Manalive Smith]

Since for some reason most of us seem to be against assassination, maybe we should repurpose the guild. I suggest we start giving out kittens, or knitting sweaters, or giving out sweaters to kittens. Maybe we could start writing reviews of various types of candy, I don’t know what we’ll do, but we will always be called the Assassins Guild, and we will never explain why.

[Manalive Smith]

Mostly I just feel bad for all those threads that died at the hands of Tingle.

[Manalive Smith]

I was just wondering if you felt like going back and resurrecting threads that we’re murdered. Or at least unintentionally threadslaughtered.

[Manalive Smith]

Do you have much time?

[Manalive Smith]

As am I. It’s good to have a haunting buddy.

[Manalive Smith]

What about assassination? Because you shot that idea down pretty fast. Pun fully intended.

[Manalive Smith]

Why is their candy so much better than ours?

[Manalive Smith]

I had a jelly baby once and it was delicious.

[Manalive Smith]

Still not sure about getting paid, but I’ll be starting in June on the ptycography internship and it will go through August. I might have to move in with my Grandma and come home on the weekends, because she lives way closer to the college.

[Manalive Smith]

Explosive, I have a sister in London. What was your Mom doing there?

[Manalive Smith]

But I’m going to be turning in my notice pretty soon so that has me excited. The physicists from the internship have started sending me information to learn, and not only is it weird complicated stuff (which I enjoy), but they come across as really chill in their emails.

[Manalive Smith]

I work Saturday.

[Manalive Smith]

What kind of illegal candy?

[Manalive Smith]

Alright. My physics professor decided that since we were learning a harder concept it would be good for us to cement it by doing twice as much homework, and I did not have time to play the piano which always makes a day less amazing.

Also I might have a cold, so I have been battling a running nose all day. It’s a hard fought battle, I feel like I’m gaining ground, but I need to consider the possibility that the nose might win.

[Manalive Smith]

I’m still here.

[Manalive Smith]

Nope. I’ve got that one covered, and it’s not even imaginary.

[Manalive Smith]

Before you ask. I would never do that to a piano intentionally.

[Manalive Smith]

It’s so shiny! Wow, that was easy. Now can I have an imaginary octopus?

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