Masøn M.THEY ARE REVIEWING THE NEW ADVENTURES IN ODYSSEY
Masøn M.YES, RYAN IS ON THE STREAM WITH KEVIN
Masøn M.BREAKING – KEVIN IS STREAMING, RYAN IS THERE!
Masøn M.Gangsta Carrot is epic…
Masøn M.Okay… I feel better now… And also, I was GOING to see GotG2 yesterday but I didn’t realize it was reserved seating so… lol…
Masøn M.Or the constitution… The birds could be the constitution as well…
Masøn M.Hey, priorities 1st, strangers on the internet 2nd… 😛
Masøn M.-Angry Birds, but the pigs are liberals and the birds are American flags…
Masøn M.I’ve always been a pirate…
Masøn M.They be good songs… they be more impressive when you know the corresponding song…
Masøn M.Don’t need Steam. It costs money on Steam… All you get is visual bonuses anyway. You can play it for free on any browser!
Masøn M.Carrot.
Masøn M.Breaking: A 100x better MayThe4th parody is now also available…
Masøn M.Guns For Hands…
Guys this is so much better than my last song…
The force is working in me…
May the 4th be with you…
I know what you thought about on Endor
When the moon shone on the ground
And showed what you had done
And showed where your mind had gone
And you swear to your sister
That it’ll never happen again
I know, I know-ow-ow what the means. I know-ow-ow-ow-ow.
That you lost your hand
Cause your saber has no safety guard
And you got the plans
So take it, so take it, so take it take it take it!!
I wish I was friends with Chewy
I wish I was friends with Chewy
But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
Has lost their hands, yeah.
Let’s take this a sequel at a time
Let’s take this Rogue One and the Last Jedi
Together, let’s breathe
Together, through these scenes
But there’s hope out of the coarse sand
So that’s where we’ll go-oooo
Let’s take to the skies and all play chess
But until then I’ll never understand
That you lost your hand
Cause your saber has no safety guard
And you got the plans
So take it, so take it, so take it take it take it!!
I wish I was friends with Chewy
I wish I was friends with Chewy
But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
Has lost their hands, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah yeah,
BOOM!
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. [wilhelm scream] – WOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
We got our hands cut off
Traded our thumbs to look like robots
I must forewarn Rey, of our disorder, or our condition
Cause when Kylo Ren
And her have their next battle she’s for sure getting her left hand
Chopped clean off while trying to protect her head
The solution is we use Ren’s saber chassis [pronounce it chass-is for the sake of the rhyme please]
It’ll protect your wrists
Come on, Rey, use your wit
Simply suggest you look at my dad Anakin
It’s obviously best for you to protect your only wrists
I wish I was friends with Chewy
I wish I was friends with Chewy
But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
Has lost their hands, yeah.
I wish I was friends with Chewy
I wish I was friends with Chewy
But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
Has lost their hands, yeah.
Maybe I should do two more and then I’ll have 4 for the 4th…
Masøn M.Breaking: A new song is available. Here to respect May the 4th and keep it sacred…
Masøn M.SUNG TO THE TUNE OF PANTALOON! MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!
Your mother died
Before you were nine
Then your father lost his mind
You have learned
Way too soon
Luke, in the sky, that’s no moon
Now it’s your turn
To be alone
Find an island
And make yourself a home
You had learned
Way too soon
That your daughter’s coming to rescue you
You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?
He’s seen too
Many facedowns
There’s two suns, that’s no moon
In the dusty air
How the natives used to hustle all the people
Walking through the sand now
There’s no sand now
He’s on a tiny island in a sea of all the people
His nephew murdered and now he’s old and frail and his bone are feeble
The end can’t come, what is up
With Disney’s Studio?
Let the series die, wasn’t it already beautiful.
You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?
You liked to live alone
It’s warmer than you know
Cause the sand is so
Coarse and rough and IRRITATING AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE
It’s colder in the morning
Than what it is at night
I can’t wait for the last episode and its epic fight
You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?
You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?
Once again… May the 4th be with you…
Masøn M.Ugh, the name votes are so close it’s KILLIAN me…
Masøn M.I always say ‘Oi’…
Masøn M.Rofl…
Masøn M.Idk… Like I said, I believe underworld is one season behind the current one…
Masøn M.And trust, I would be majorly judged if I told anyone… The only of my friends who know are some other homeschooled friends from Taekwondo who also watch it, so we can discuss it together without fear of losing our manhood…
Masøn M.I’m not, actually… I think we, we being my mom and sister, are towards the end of the underworld but I can’t remember since it’s been a while… Although I did see the commercial for the musical where Emma and Hook get married, so that’s something to look forward to lol…
Masøn M.For May The 4th I was planning on seeing GotG2 today but I didn’t realize until last night that the theater we normally go to is only reserved seating for the next week…
Masøn M.I gotta say Killian, just because the nickname and name cooperation is so perfect… It’s true, I am secretly a fan of that show… Don’t judge me alright, this is why I don’t mention it…
Masøn M.That’s just what I think though
Masøn M.I would say that they are Christians in a band, and that some, or a lot, of their songs have Christian themes, but I certainly wouldn’t call them a mainstream Christian band… I don’t expect to hear them on Air1 lol… I do prefer their type of Christian music over the radio “Christian” music, though.
Masøn M.I’ve seen every Phineas and Ferb episode at least 3 times thanks to my sisters…
Masøn M.Well, I am a unique American citizen… I don’t really like football… at all… However, I also don’t do any kind of content creation and I love the Inner Tube. It would depend whether or not I enjoyed the setting and what you talk about and stuff. I definitely would try it out, though!
Masøn M.My future is darker than this song… Beat that… Also this song… It makes me sad… Because Fetus Tyler… And his hard times…
Masøn M.The darkness that engulfs my future is somehow darker than Anti-Matter…
