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  • #17889

    Dawn

    Wait what new person Josiah?

    #17891

    JFF

    I mean not scarring me… you don scare me Josiah…DANG! auto correct.

    #17892

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    THEY’RE GOOOONE LIKE FRANK SINATRAAAA LIKE ELVIS AND HIS MOOOOOM LIKE AL PACINO’S CASH NOTHING LASTS IN THIS LIIIIFE

    #17893

    Dawn

    Josiah! Pull yourself together!

    #17894

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    My mother composed this song. Isn’t it nice? Let’s sing it together!

    #17895

    JFF

    Josiah I thought you said goodby….but you are back😀!

    #17897

    Manalive Smith

    Josiah’s lost it. It’s all over.

    #17898

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Hello, JFF. Wake up. The Great Carrot wants to talk to you! JFF, get up! Hey, c’mon! Can the Not-forum’s destiny really depend on such a lazy boy? You finally woke up! I’m Carrot the carrot. The Great Carrot asked me to be your partner from now on. Nice to meet you!

    #17899

    Manalive Smith

    I was with you guys for the fish, but now I’m just confused.

    #17900

    JFF

    I agree Manalive its all over!

    #17901

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Hey, over here! Hoo hoo! Manalive…Good to see you again! Listen to this! Hoot hoot….

    #17902

    JFF

    Josiah can we have a normal conversation

    #17903

    Manalive Smith

    I have a feeling he’s quoting Zelda.

    #17904

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    ?? No response. He’s still asleep…

    #17905

    Manalive Smith

    He also just confirmed that his real name is Josiah Foreman.

    #17906

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    YOU… CURSE YOU, PERSON… CURSE YOU, PEOPLE… CURSE YOU, PERSON!

    #17907

    JFF

    Josiah who’s the Great Carrot?

    #17908

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I am the great Josiah Foreman!

    #17909

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    In the vast, deep forest of New England… Long I have I served as the guardian spirit… I am known as the Great Carrot… The children of the forest, the Foremans, live here with me. Each Foreman has his or her own guardian dictionary. However, there is one boy who does not have a dictionary…

    #17910

    Manalive Smith

    Glad we cleared that up.

    #17911

    JFF

    Um….Cool.(I don’t know what else to say Josiah)

    #17912

    Manalive Smith

    I’ll just check back in a couple hours, shall I?

    #17913

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    The flow of time is always cruel… its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it… A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days…

    #17914

    JFF

    I mean How do I respond to you josiah

    #17915

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    ?? No response. He’s still asleep…

    #17916

    JFF

    Well I hate to go, but all back to check this conversation later

    #17917

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    #boycautocorrect

    #17929

    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I’m not even gonna try to catch up on this thread, but JFF!!!!!

    #17932

    Manalive Smith

    (There’s some pretty great stuff about fish and cellos near the beginning. It’s worth reading.)

    #17933

    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I read the first 3ish pages

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