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Well just so long as you are
I am too.
Sorry, it was such a great opportunity.
It really was.
Ugh, that was exhausting.
I’m sure it was.
So many threads…
Manalive I hope you used the ocarina well.
Please tell me you didn’t ship it to me.
*rushes to stop mail carrier*
*Is too late*
*straps on jet pack and makes chase*
*Legs catch on fire*
*should probably redesign jet pack*
*Begins doing so on the back of his hand with a crayon.*
*wonders if Manalive brought a parachute and if so, why he isn’t using it*
*Wishes I had Manalive’s multitasking skillz*
*Also wonders about parachute*
*Passing flock of geese directionally challenged geese ram into parachute pulling Manalive northward*
*observes Manalive being dragged in the sky by geese towards Canada*
*observes mail carrier delivering ocarina to Dawn*
*observes wombats were left at Manalive’s place*
This is one of my all-time favorite threads.
*Doesn’t see ocarina*
*Receives phone call from home about strange instrument addressed to Dawn and disposing of said instrument*
*Realizes that I should have probably told them that I am called Dawn by my internet friends*
*crawls under covers and bemoans loss of ocarina and by extension Epona*
*Bekah apparently doesn’t know the greatness of this thread so I’m bringing it to the front page*
*is sorry about Dawn’s loss of her ocarina*
*doesn’t really have anything to add to this thread but it’s been months since it was visible on the front page so I’m bringing it back*
*brings this legendary thread back toward the front of the Not-Forum in honor of Groundhog Day*
*hopes the geese will eventually #BringBackManalive*
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