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[Brooke AC]

I’m entertained

[Explosive Yeast]

Well just so long as you are

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I am too.

[Brooke AC]

Mwahaha

[Tingle]

*snores*

[DScott]

[Tingle]

Thanks, Franklin.

[DScott]

Sorry, it was such a great opportunity.

[Tingle]

It really was.

[Awkward Potato]

Perfect.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ugh, that was exhausting.

[Awkward Potato]

I’m sure it was.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So many threads…

[Dawn]

Manalive I hope you used the ocarina well.

Please tell me you didn’t ship it to me.

[Manalive Smith]

Oops…
*rushes to stop mail carrier*
*Is too late*
*straps on jet pack and makes chase*

[Manalive Smith]

*Legs catch on fire*
*should probably redesign jet pack*
*Begins doing so on the back of his hand with a crayon.*

[Awkward Potato]

*wonders if Manalive brought a parachute and if so, why he isn’t using it*

[Masøn M.]

*Wishes I had Manalive’s multitasking skillz*

[Manalive Smith]

*Also wonders about parachute*
*Opens parachute*
*Passing flock of geese directionally challenged geese ram into parachute pulling Manalive northward*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*RIP parachute*

[Jeff Ross]

*observes Manalive being dragged in the sky by geese towards Canada*
*observes mail carrier delivering ocarina to Dawn*
*observes wombats were left at Manalive’s place*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

This is one of my all-time favorite threads.

[Dawn]

*Doesn’t see ocarina*

*Receives phone call from home about strange instrument addressed to Dawn and disposing of said instrument*

*Realizes that I should have probably told them that I am called Dawn by my internet friends*

*crawls under covers and bemoans loss of ocarina and by extension Epona*

[Awkward Potato]

*Bekah apparently doesn’t know the greatness of this thread so I’m bringing it to the front page*

*is sorry about Dawn’s loss of her ocarina*

[Awkward Potato]

*doesn’t really have anything to add to this thread but it’s been months since it was visible on the front page so I’m bringing it back*

[Jeff Ross]

*brings this legendary thread back toward the front of the Not-Forum in honor of Groundhog Day*

*hopes the geese will eventually #BringBackManalive*

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