Here are the current numbers: $88 from 10 patrons, 6 of whom have access to the live stream.
I just bring it up because that means Ryan has more patrons than Chris Howard, and he’s only two dollars short of getting more money monthly.
But my hours are being cut significantly.
…and I don’t have a job.
… and I have summer school so I can’t get a summer job even if I could find one…
Yeah… I don’t really want a job yet…
Okey dokey y’all. I’m not asking for money I’m just pointing out that he’s doing pretty well.
False! (To the first and second True, the third one was fine.)
Good to know.
And thus due to a lack of interest and funding this thread dies like so many before it to the funeral knell of Josiah’s hmm…
Hey, at least it didn’t get Tingled.
You’re right. This thread will be buried with honor. *puts thread into boat* *lights boat on fire*
*realizes he should have gotten out of boat and pushed it away from shore before lighting it on fire.*
*calls in Tingle and his balloon to airlift Manalive*
*wishes she had mentioned that she was going to support the Patreon before Manalive burned the thread and himself*
*Tingle dumps Manalive in the ocean to put out the fire*
*Jabu-Jabu swallows Manalive*
*Manalive gets lost in the third dungeon from Ocarina of Time*
*wishes Awkward had mentioned that as well*
*Finds a cello* *Learns to play cello* *Begins playing “Nearer My God to Thee”*
*plays duet with Adam Young who ended up in Jabu-Jabu after the Titanic*
(I meant Manalive was playing the duet.)
*Silconus and Colin also show up and play Cello*
God of mercy and compassion look with pity on my pain.
Hear a mournful broken spirit prostrate at thy feet complain.
Many are my foes and mighty strength to conquer, I have none.
Nothing can uphold my goings, but thy blessed self alone.
*realizes we have enough cellos now and grabs a passing piano*
*wonders where the piano came from*
*Evan the Zora and Evan the not-Zora also appear with pianos*
*the piano came from Big Boo’s Haunt in Mario 64*
Savior look on thy beloved. Triumph over all my foes.
Turn to heavenly joy my mourning. Turn to triumph all my woes.
Live or die or work or suffer let my weary soul abide
In all changes whatsoever sure and steadfast by thy side.
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