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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*chokes* *laughs*

[Explosive Yeast]

Same.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Pretty much.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m scared and confused.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

VERILY, THOU HAST FELT IT.

[JFF]

You should be scared in confused

[Dawn]

I am too, Kristen…
I am too.

[JFF]

Anyways, Josiah I like your new picture it’s pretty awesome!

[Dawn]

DANG DRAT IT PEOPLE! Give me a blasted chance! All my chances are gone!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YEES! You did it! What would you like as your prize? How’d you like to marry Malon?

[Dawn]

JFF that picture is the first profile pic Josiah ever had.

[Explosive Yeast]

I’m so confused.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

OK. OK, all right. You can go up now… Just be careful, Mr. Hero! Wah hah ha ha hah!

[Dawn]

Is this a conspiracy? Hold that thought…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

OY! NEW PERSON!

[JFF]

Josiah let’s be kind and give dawn one more chance

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wha? Where’d they go?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Never.

[Explosive Yeast]

So so confused.

[Poulet Frit]

…I’m…scared

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh! Oh-oh! C’mon! Come on! Come on! Come on! HOT!!! What a hot beat! WHOOOOAH! YEEEEAH! YAHOOO!!

[JFF]

Wow! You are being harsh

[Explosive Yeast]

What???!

[Masøn M.]

Y’all I left for 3 hours and somehow this post has 3 more pages… What’s wrong with you guys XD

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Do you sleep still? Wait! Do not be hasty, boy… I can see this girl’s dreams… Oceans… Oceans… Oceans… Oceans… Oceans as far as the eye can see. They are vast seas… None can swim across them… They yield no fish to catch…

[JFF]

Josiah why are you being weird? You just went from being harsh to dawn and now being ….CRAZY!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?

[Explosive Yeast]

Im leaving until things make sense.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It will be time for us to say good-bye… Now, go home, Yeast. Regain your lost time! Home… where you are supposed to be… the way you are supposed to be… Thank you… Yeast… Good-bye.

[JFF]

You are scarring me at all, Josiah

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