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[Dawn]

Wait what new person Josiah?

[JFF]

I mean not scarring me… you don scare me Josiah…DANG! auto correct.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

THEY’RE GOOOONE LIKE FRANK SINATRAAAA LIKE ELVIS AND HIS MOOOOOM LIKE AL PACINO’S CASH NOTHING LASTS IN THIS LIIIIFE

[Dawn]

Josiah! Pull yourself together!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My mother composed this song. Isn’t it nice? Let’s sing it together!

[JFF]

Josiah I thought you said goodby….but you are back?!

[Manalive Smith]

Josiah’s lost it. It’s all over.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hello, JFF. Wake up. The Great Carrot wants to talk to you! JFF, get up! Hey, c’mon! Can the Not-forum’s destiny really depend on such a lazy boy? You finally woke up! I’m Carrot the carrot. The Great Carrot asked me to be your partner from now on. Nice to meet you!

[Manalive Smith]

I was with you guys for the fish, but now I’m just confused.

[JFF]

I agree Manalive its all over!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hey, over here! Hoo hoo! Manalive…Good to see you again! Listen to this! Hoot hoot….

[JFF]

Josiah can we have a normal conversation

[Manalive Smith]

I have a feeling he’s quoting Zelda.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

?? No response. He’s still asleep…

[Manalive Smith]

He also just confirmed that his real name is Josiah Foreman.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YOU… CURSE YOU, PERSON… CURSE YOU, PEOPLE… CURSE YOU, PERSON!

[JFF]

Josiah who’s the Great Carrot?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I am the great Josiah Foreman!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

In the vast, deep forest of New England… Long I have I served as the guardian spirit… I am known as the Great Carrot… The children of the forest, the Foremans, live here with me. Each Foreman has his or her own guardian dictionary. However, there is one boy who does not have a dictionary…

[Manalive Smith]

Glad we cleared that up.

[JFF]

Um….Cool.(I don’t know what else to say Josiah)

[Manalive Smith]

I’ll just check back in a couple hours, shall I?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The flow of time is always cruel… its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it… A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days…

[JFF]

I mean How do I respond to you josiah

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

?? No response. He’s still asleep…

[JFF]

Well I hate to go, but all back to check this conversation later

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#boycautocorrect

[Poulet Frit]

I’m not even gonna try to catch up on this thread, but JFF!!!!!

[Manalive Smith]

(There’s some pretty great stuff about fish and cellos near the beginning. It’s worth reading.)

[Poulet Frit]

I read the first 3ish pages

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