Completely Out of Context Song Lyrics

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Who…?)

[Watermelon]

I went to the animal fair, the birds and the beasts were there, the Purple Tomato and Awkward Potato were combing their auburn hair.

[Masøn M.]

Whooooo are you? Who who, who who? Whooooooo are you? Who who, who who?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(…and now Watermelon is back. Hi, Watermelon?)

[Awkward Potato]

Happy anniversary, I bought you a treadmill

[Awkward Potato]

Oooh ee, ooh ah ah
Ting tang
Walla walla bing bang

[Brooke AC]

So here we are

[Tingle]

MY LOVE HAS GOOOOOOONE ACROSS THE SEAAAAAA TO FIND A COUNTRYYYYYYY FAR AND FAIIIIIIR…

[Awkward Potato]

Tore the curtains down

[Masøn M.]

Will you drown me… please…

[Poulet Frit]

I get so neurotic about it

[Jeff Ross]

It is “gyro”! It is “gyro”! Now I know it’s “gyro”!

[Manalive Smith]

I went out and shot the maximum the game laws would allow: two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

[Awkward Potato]

I am not throwing away my shot!

[Jeff Ross]

My life be like
Ooh aah, ooh ooh

[Awkward Potato]

And “it” is a pronoun
Replacing the noun
Kangaroo!

[Awkward Potato]

And wherever we go, it’s a fabulous show, oh you know we are aardvarks.

[Jeff Ross]

No I haven’t made a million but I’ve touched a million lives

[DScott]

And a dog should smell like a dog, naturally!

[Jeff Ross]

Stuck a feather in his cap and called it “Macaroni”

[DScott]

You know that I always thought that he was a good little fellow, now run to the store and get a bag of marshmallows.

[Awkward Potato]

Got any…grapes?

[Verified Fangirl Darling (Shay)]

And if you find my body pale and wrecked upon the lonely shale, rejoice my love and call me blessed……
(Sorry, I audibly squealed when I saw a line from this further up)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’ve been reading Common Sense, by Thomas Paine
(EYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

[Verified Fangirl Darling (Shay)]

It’s another *night* of the living *dead*, like a viper *bite* in a spider *web*.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Do you ever feel like plastic bag?

[Verified Fangirl Darling (Shay)]

Duh duh duh DUH DA, DUH DUH DUH *DUH* DA

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Marjorie sits by the shore of the lake unaware fades to west

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

unaware *as the sun fades to west

[Awkward Potato]

Young man, I’m from Virginia, so watch your mouth!

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