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[Masøn M.]

I KNOW IT’S CRAZY!!

[Poulet Frit]

I HAVE NEVER CLICKED A VIDEO SO FAST NOR HAVE I BEEN SO HAPPY FOR SOMEONE I’VE NEVER MET OR TALKED TO!!!! I thought it was click bait at first and when it wasn’t I giggled like…it was actually…I don’t giggle *silently judges myself*

[Brookoli]

BREAKING: I CLICKED THAT VIDEO SO FAST AND SMILED THE WHOLE TIME. If it would’ve been clickbait…

[Poulet Frit]

I would’ve kicked his butt.

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: Heathens is now prime on amazon music, which means I can download it for freeeeeee!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

[Kevin McCreary voice] Fo’ Free!

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: His full name is “Balde”mort Tyshion *my last name* (mort tyshion…like mortician) (cuz he’s pasty white and such)

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I am planning on making a coffin bed for when Baldemort gets home

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: my mom said that that is demented and said I shouldn’t do that

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot agrees that that is rather disturbing.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot has now commented most recently on all of the threads (at least for now).

[Poulet Frit]

CARROT WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

BREAKING: Brooke is lost and forgot which threads had conversations going as opposed to Carrot’s spam

[Poulet Frit]

VEGGITALES!!!!
sorry your name just

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

BREAKING: My name made Kristen just…
What?! Made her what?!

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

BREAKING:

15 WAYS TO MAKE KRISTEN JUST… NUMBER 11 WILL ASTOUND YOU

[Poulet Frit]

I’m dying! I can’t even!!! I just…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I just… laughed.

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

BREAKING: Kristen can’t even! But can she odd?!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Brooke establishes that she’s way funnier than the rest of us.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot realizes that he’s super annoying and nobody likes him.

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

BREAKING: Someone actually thinks Brooke is funny and that makes Brooke’s day!

[Brookoli, Celery, Gotta Be]

BREAKING: Brooke doesn’t agree with Carrot’s self-depreciating comment

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: yall are all great, so don’t say otherwise.

[Poulet Frit]

BREAKING: Carrot, it was only slightly annoying, but mostly funny

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Carrot says “Okeydoke.” He still thinks Brooke is funnier, though.

[Poulet Frit]

She is pretty funny.
I’m too frazzled to be funny…it’s freaky talking to Ryan on fb and then randomly it’s Angie…it messes with your mind.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: You’re still funny sometimes, though. Carrot agrees that that would indeed be creepy.

[Poulet Frit]

“Sometimes” lol
BREAKING: girl scout cookies are more addictive than cocaine.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Milk is more addicting than Girl Scout Cookies.

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