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[Poulet Frit]

I haven’t seen milo Murphys law yet, but I know it has weird al a d I love him!!

I am so glad that this podcast and the comment kerfuffle happened!!!

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: my dunkin donuts stopped serving Texas toast, so I had to get what I normally get by on a bagel!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m epic because I make lame puns and eat food that you don’t like?

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: …and your vocab skills bring me to tears (quotes adler like a boss)

Breaking: I’m having a lunchable for lunch (because I’m an adult) and it is scaring me
“Pepperoni (made with pork, chicken, and beef)
Kraft mozzarella (pasteurized prepared cheese product)
Crackers”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Which song is that from?

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: homeschool rap or whatever. He says “my vocabulary skills will bring you to tears” I just changed it a tad

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I can die peacefully now… I was the first person to get shouted out on today’s episode of WWBTR… Along with Carrot…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: ahhh!!! That’s awesome!!

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: 73…the number of phone calls I made today. Doesn’t include the ones I’ve answered….send help. I don’t talk on the phone

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Shoot, Mason beat me to it. Did they answer the question I sent them? I haven’t had time to listen to the whole thing yet…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Mason and Carrot are now INTERNET FAMOUS GOTTA FILL THE VOID IN MY SOUL….

[Poulet Frit]

If you had social media I would follow you and like all your stuff and make you go viral

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Haha, yeah…

[Poulet Frit]

If we could get Ryan or Adler to go actually viral, that would be epic. But then we would be lost to the sea of fans…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Well, we could get the Aux Cable to go viral, and then it would still be clear that we were around before other people…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: that is true, but…the forum might not survive going viral. Plus then there would be creepers

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: True. I’m going to disappear for a while…

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: type at ‘cha late. I gotta help figure out dinner

[Poulet Frit]

Later*

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: dinner has turned into a movie. Hopefully beauty and the beast, so I will be a while. Idk if I’ll be on tonight. If not, “good afternoon, good evening, and good night” -caleb packo

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Not going to sing a Mandisa song that they haven’t played on the radio for like three years… nope… not gonna do it…

[Awkward Potato]

Thanks a lot, Carrot. Now it’s stuck in my head. ?

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: IT’S A GOOD MORNIN’! WAKE UP TO A BRAND NEW DAY. THIS MORNING, I’M STEPPIN’, I’M STEPPIN’, STEPPING ON MY WAY… That one?

[Awkward Potato]

Breaking: yes, and my taste in music is your FACE (hey it’s a pun!!)

[Poulet Frit]

Breaking: I’m at the theater and a movie commercial came on and I was like “this looks lame” and then it said “PUREFLIX” and I whispered to my sister “oh, it’s a pureflix, at least it’s not a dirty film” and she glared at me. She doesn’t watch kevsky and never has, so I then had to explain it to her.
One day, I will watch a pureflix film in theaters and right before it says pureflix I will say “I hope this isn’t a dirty film!” And then “oh good, it’s a pureflix” and I might get punched, but that’s ok. It will happen…as soon as I muster the energy to watch a pureflix movie that isn’t with kevsky’s commentary

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: I actually have to restrain myself at theaters. I will make snarky comments and commentate the whole movie thanks to Kevin. I actually have to tell myself to shut up… (Or the person next to me does)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: Sorry, Potato. 😀 I don’t usually commentate movies… unless it’s based off of a book. I was told to shut up multiple times when we were watching To Kill a Mockingbird the other day… they didn’t literally tell me to shut up, but it was strongly implied.

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: Unless I’ve seen a movie many, many times, I can’t stand to talk during movies. I’ve got to make myself catch every single little detail about it before I’ll talk. I will sing along to movie-musicals the second time around, though. After the first, I make it my goal to memorize all the songs!
But same, Potato. Why’d ya do this to us, Carrot? (jk, jk)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: You mean have the song running through your head? Sorry…

[Brooke AC]

BREAKING: Hahaha, yes, but it’s all good!

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