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Cuz you’re under 21

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Yesssssss

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You don’t like root beer?? Northerner

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But it’s good soda

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Breaking: my mouth is on fire…root beer is making it worse.

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That stinks. We probably won’t do anything special.

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How come?

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…I’ve been slouching my whole life. It physically hurts to sit up straight

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Yall, mothers day is sunday. I’m so unprepared…I’ll probably sleep.

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I’m probably better at slouching than you

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Hi carrot

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The outside is horrifying

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Killian is the best, guyliner doesn’t count as makeup, and leather in Texas would be a terrible decision

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I forget to feed my kudos and they all die, so people stopped giving them to me

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He’s the kind that likes music a lot, probably wears all leather and guyliner, and is funny.

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…sounds like a poisonous kudos.

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I died from the brick this time…apparently I talk a lot for a dead person.

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Oh ok.

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I can’t get out the house. I spent 5 minutes trying to pick up the phone and screwdriver..

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It’s good. I like their naked chicken (its…basically just blackened chicken) with blackened ranch sauce. Their fries are good and biscuits are to die for

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That’s true. Not as boring as “Kristen” tho

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#thatmomentwhen you wish you could somehow walk to the Popeyes that is like half a mile away, and get some fried chicken, but you can’t, because you would possibly get shot.

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Then, it’ll be funny if yall slip up on here and call each other your real names

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If one of you just…casually irl slip up and call each other either “explosive yeast” or “manalive” that would be hilarious

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I’ll say it again, yall are funny

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Boo soccer!! Bye yeast.

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I’m okish at basketball. Better at riding a longboard…which if it wasn’t wet out, I would right now.
Speaking of wet out. YEAST! Why in the world did you ride with an umbrella!

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That’s a good skill to have.

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Yall are funny

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I don’t know these things, yeast. I just know that I can legally drink…despite being under 21.

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