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I’m glad I ain’t the only one with a messed up extended family.

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Smart boy

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Yall don’t smoke it right? Just being sure.

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Oh ok.
Your uncle sounds a lot like my uncle…though he’s just wanted in NC.

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See, around here there are restaurants that sound good from the outside (online menu and such) but that we cannot go in ever because it’s just a front for drug trafficking

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420? Why?

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Older sister. Younger brother. Olivia is my bff, but I call her my sister….that’s it. Just 2 plus Olivia

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Military people, if their home of record is Colorado and they take leave to go visit family, they get a “random” drug test as soon as they get back!

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My district manager commented and said that I was funny

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What my mom put on fb…because it’s what I said:

Kristen just said someone gave her a 4 instead of a 5 for making them feel special. Then she says “what do they want me to do bake them some brownies. It’s gonna be all Colorado up in here”. That child I swear. Smh

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…I’ve made so many weed jokes about Colorado while doing state returns for people. My mom posted one on fb. Let me find the exact wording

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My brother knows so much about yall, and he don’t listen. That goes for my whole family actually.
If it weren’t for me, Olivia wouldn’t be a listener. I forced her to listen at…episode 3 or 4…whenever I was first mentioned.

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…oh ok. I haven’t been out of the south

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It was bad.

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Oh OK cool

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Second grade was one of the reasons I started being homeschooled…kids did bad things man (like…the police ended up questioning all of us)

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Aren’t all kudos blue? Or is that just a southern thing?

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It’s yeast’s fault

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Is your sister on here?
My sister was on here, mostly to make fun of us. It’s been a while tho

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THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE
OK bye

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Ummm…I don’t listen to swing muic

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…I never said who I am. You may know me as poulet frit, or Kristen the legend. Or Kristen the stalker. Or Kristen the girl who had to ask strangers on the Internet how to fold a fitted sheet.

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Yall are both great! Nice to see you yeast!

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Cool! East coast is the best

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And welcome to the crazy hot mess that is the notforum!

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Nice! What time zone are you in?

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#thatmomentwhen you decide to call manalive, madeline every now and again

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Hi!! I don’t think you could scare us away, we are all crazy people!

Mind telling us a bit about yourself? Like…what you like and such?

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I avoided it, because I’m homeschooled. Tho…I had to watch videos on it

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Good afternoon. I’m trying to catch up on chris’ daily vlogs…it’s a hard task

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