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Texas- It is illegal to sell one’s eyes in Texas. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home. In LeFors, Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

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I’ll vote for him then

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…how did the whale fishing one come about??

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Ohio laws- Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. It is illegal to get a fish drunk

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YESSSSS!!!
I know a lot of other random laws too

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Well, someone walked their elephant down the interstate in Florida and the guy was able to fight it because there was no law…there is now a law.

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It’s considered [censored] assault.

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There’s always next time.
What year is Ryan running for president?

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Forreal?
I know in Florida it’s illegal to walk your elephant down the interstate.
In [censored] it’s illegal to tickle women.

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I didn’t pay attention to any of the independents tho.
When I do vote, obviously I would take them into account

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‘Xactly

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CUZ CHAPTER 15!!!!!!

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Carrot doesn’t applaud voting for trump.

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I do what I want

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I would’ve voted trump. If I was registered. I don’t care. If I get hate, that’s fine. I stand where I stand for reasons that you wouldn’t get unless you were in my shoes.

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READ IT NOW

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If people wanna smoke pot, it’s better to have it regulated. So many people here get sold bad drugs and die immediately.
Now, I do agree that drugs need to be illegal.

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You just make it harder for them to get it.

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…you mean the eraser shavings? I thought they were a bit devious and needed discipline

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If people wanna smoke pot, they are going to do it whether it’s legal or not.

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Who did you vote for?
I opted out of voting because I didn’t wanna register in this state and have ties to this state my whole life.

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Ugh.
Trump may not be super bright, but…if he can make other countries not think they can push us around, then he will have succeeded a little

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YOU HAVEN’T READ THE LAST CHAPTER YET????

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See, weed isn’t the issue, carrot.

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I don’t know much about older presidents.

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The ink cartridge had me in tears when he was on his deathbed.
#spoileralert

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Idiotic?
Personally I don’t want people that are high near fireworks!

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Military dependent I mean

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My perspective is different because I’m military

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Can’t be worse than Obama

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