(that was posted before Manalive’s statement about death)
If people wanna smoke pot, they are going to do it whether it’s legal or not.
Same goes with fireworks.
You just make it harder for them to get it.
And touching manatees. You think you’re gonna stop me coppers!
If people wanna smoke pot, it’s better to have it regulated. So many people here get sold bad drugs and die immediately.
Now, I do agree that drugs need to be illegal.
HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT DRUGS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL??!!? THAT’S SO UN-LIBERTARIAN!!
I do what I want
Because a pirate is free and she is a pirate.
A pirate that pirates Manatees?
I thought so.
Wear gloves. Touching a manatee is a felony.
I know in Florida it’s illegal to walk your elephant down the interstate.
In [censored] it’s illegal to tickle women.
That is very entertaining.
So were there specific circumstances that necessitated these laws or was someone just bored. Either way would be pretty funny.
It’s considered [censored] assault.
Well, someone walked their elephant down the interstate in Florida and the guy was able to fight it because there was no law…there is now a law.
I do hope it comes up again.
Elephant Owner: “You gonna stop me, there’s no law against walking your elephant down the interstate.”
Policeman in Elephant Crimes Division: “You’re hardly the first.”
Elephant Crimes has special boots to put on elephants when they are parked illegally.
I know a lot of other random laws too
They’re very comfortable silk boots. We take issue the with owner not the elephant.
Ohio laws- Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. It is illegal to get a fish drunk
…how did the whale fishing one come about??
Not sure, since whaling is illegal most places.
Texas- It is illegal to sell one’s eyes in Texas. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home. In LeFors, Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
There’s some pretty great laws in my state.
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