Breaking (#4)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(that was posted before Manalive’s statement about death)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*written

[Poulet Frit]

If people wanna smoke pot, they are going to do it whether it’s legal or not.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Same goes with fireworks.

[Poulet Frit]

You just make it harder for them to get it.

[Manalive Smith]

And touching manatees. You think you’re gonna stop me coppers!

[Poulet Frit]

If people wanna smoke pot, it’s better to have it regulated. So many people here get sold bad drugs and die immediately.
Now, I do agree that drugs need to be illegal.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT DRUGS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL??!!? THAT’S SO UN-LIBERTARIAN!!

[Poulet Frit]

I do what I want

[Manalive Smith]

Because a pirate is free and she is a pirate.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A pirate that pirates Manatees?

[Poulet Frit]

‘Xactly

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I thought so.

[Manalive Smith]

Wear gloves. Touching a manatee is a felony.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So sad.

[Poulet Frit]

Forreal?
I know in Florida it’s illegal to walk your elephant down the interstate.
In [censored] it’s illegal to tickle women.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That is very entertaining.

[Manalive Smith]

So were there specific circumstances that necessitated these laws or was someone just bored. Either way would be pretty funny.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s considered [censored] assault.

[Poulet Frit]

Well, someone walked their elephant down the interstate in Florida and the guy was able to fight it because there was no law…there is now a law.

[Manalive Smith]

I do hope it comes up again.
Elephant Owner: “You gonna stop me, there’s no law against walking your elephant down the interstate.”
Policeman in Elephant Crimes Division: “You’re hardly the first.”

[Manalive Smith]

Elephant Crimes has special boots to put on elephants when they are parked illegally.

[Poulet Frit]

YESSSSS!!!
I know a lot of other random laws too

[Manalive Smith]

They’re very comfortable silk boots. We take issue the with owner not the elephant.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Poulet Frit]

Ohio laws- Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. It is illegal to get a fish drunk

[Poulet Frit]

…how did the whale fishing one come about??

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not sure, since whaling is illegal most places.

[Poulet Frit]

Texas- It is illegal to sell one’s eyes in Texas. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home. In LeFors, Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

There’s some pretty great laws in my state.

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