TOPHAT

[Manalive Smith]

I was going to suggest Secretary of Defense, since you defend Carrot against book spoilers, and are the only one who actual maintains your anonymity. Holder of Horses is pretty good though.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m turning brunette, though I claim “dirty blonde” and it still works. But I am dying my hair soon, so then it’ll be peacock-colored

[Dawn]

Secretary of Defense….

Holder of Horses….

Decisions decisions decisions.

[Poulet Frit]

I didn’t really even get to pick my title.

[Awkward Potato]

Why not both? You can have more than one job.

[Poulet Frit]

Yeah, that’s true. Do we already have a secretary of defense? I forget everyone’s titles…I should write them down.

[Awkward Potato]

We do not in fact have a secretary of defense. The current list of positions in TOPHAT (as according to this thread) is as follows:
Poulet Frit- President
Masøn M.- Attorney General (also janitor of the year at some point)
Josiah the Carrot Stick- Chairman of the Board
Brooke AC- Secretary of State
Explosive Yeast- Strange Guy who Stands Creepily in the Corner Eating a Pickle on a Stick
Awkward Potato- Official Hug Dealer
Dawn- (pending) Secretary of Defense and Holder of Horses
(I’m pretty sure I got everyone)

[Poulet Frit]

Thank you, Official Hug Dealer.

[Awkward Potato]

*bows* Just doing my duty, ma’am.

[Manalive Smith]

Manalive Smith – Secretary of the Canadian Treasury (it may have been determined in a different thread).

[Masøn M.]

Ah, yes, Manalive keeps the syrup safe, eh. Breakfasts in the office wouldn’t be the same without you…

Was that too stereotypical?… Oh well…

[Manalive Smith]

I will guard it with my life.

[AuxCableAngie]

*Feels horribly left out and has decided to boycott top hats in protest. Fedoras as well as they look like po’ man tophats*

[Poulet Frit]

Members of the ACSCrew do not get to be in TOPHAT.

Though, wanna be a spy?

[AuxCableAngie]

I’m only on the cusp of the acscrew; I get slightly more input with little authority. Basically like the Queen of England. Being a spy could be jolly good fun I say! Hmmm!

[Poulet Frit]

You do seem to do what you want. I mean…I did get a link 😉

[Poulet Frit]

Link to something that I won’t say.

[Poulet Frit]

I think angie will be a good spy.
Who agrees? If nobody agrees, I will pull my executive powers this one time.

[AuxCableAngie]

That was the condition of my birth-do what I want. My
Mother was on her way to work and I said, “Wooooooah! NOT TODAY PATRICIA!!! NOT TODAY!!!”

[Poulet Frit]

Patricia?

[AuxCableAngie]

My mother’s name from my mother’s side.

[Poulet Frit]

Oooh ok

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

As Chairman of the Board of Directors, I feel I should point out some things.
1. In a meme, Kristen implied that Ryan was a member of TOPHAT. (She did not however, consult the Board, which is really bad PR.)
2. Dawn is not the only Not-forum member to retain her anonymity.
3. Mason suggested Janitor as a position for himself, but was he actually ever nominated that?
4. Angie… do Ryan and Matthew know that Kristen received a link?

[Poulet Frit]

1. I said he was wearing a TOPHAT, if you feel it was implied that he is a member, then I’m sorry. He can be a loyal subj-I mean citizen. But he gets no authority.

2. Yes, yes she is.

3. Mason is janitor!

4. Matt does. But he doesn’t know how.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

1. It was very strongly implied.
2. Yes she is the only anonymous one, or yes she isn’t the only anonymous one?
3. No, Mason is Attorney General. I believe his nomination for Janitor was shot down.
4. Huh?

[Poulet Frit]

1. Oh well
2. Yes she’s anonymous.
3. But if he wants to clean the bathrooms, let’s let him. I personally don’t want to do that.
4. Matt knows I received a link, but he doesn’t know how I got it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

2. That does not answer my question.
3. Okay.
4. I see.

[Poulet Frit]

2. I misread your question. She’s the most anonymous, but other than living in Delaware, I have no clue about anything about you carrot…or franklin. Or madeline.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Franklin is more anonymous than Dawn. Madeline is pretty easy to find.

[Poulet Frit]

I don’t have twitter. And how is Franklin more anonymous?

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