TOPHAT

[Awkward Potato]

How about this: my official title would be “hug dealer” and I would wear a shirt that says “hugs not drugs” but I would secretly pass out Jolly Ranchers to my clients. Sound good?

[Dawn]

Sounds awesome 😀

[Dawn]

AUUUGGH NO AWKWARD!!! I’ve resisted the call of the TOPHAT for so long…

[Brooke AC]

Hahaha, perfect!
But DAWN!
One of us, one of us, one oF US, ONE OF US.

[Awkward Potato]

? Welcome aboard the good ship TOPHAT, my friend.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Brilliant.

[Dawn]

(Sigh…) Now that I am here, what other job is available?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Secretary of Trying Really Really Hard to Keep Carrot Out of a Thread.

[Dawn]

And failing. Carrot seriously stay out of the thread. Stay away from spoilers.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I won’t read them… but that doesn’t mean I won’t post.

[Dawn]

HOW CAN YOU POST AND NOT READ!?! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mad skillz.

[Dawn]

No. That’s not mad skills. That’s impossible. Ease my mind and stay away 😀

I believe in you Carrot. You don’t need to obey the compulsion. You don’t HAVE to end every single thread. This is a step forward Carrot. You don’t have to find your identity in ending threads. You can go out and be the Carrot you are.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

All I have to do is click on the thread, look away, scroll down, not look at the most recent post, and say something.

[Dawn]

But in scrolling your eyes may wander. You may see something you wish could unsee, but you never can. Not ever. Trust me Carrot. I spoiled Frozen and the twist by being careless. I don’t want the same to happen to you. Not without solid warnings. In the end, it’s your choice.

[Poulet Frit]

A NEW LOYAL SUBJECT!!!
*remembers this is a democracy*
A NEW MEMBER OF SOCIETY!

[Dawn]

Nice catch there, Kristen

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hrm.

[Manalive Smith]

I second the title Official Hug Dealer.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Did I already vote in favor of it? If not, I do.

[Brooke AC]

I third it.

[Brooke AC]

(Or fourth, possibly)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Who knows. You vote at any rate.

[Dawn]

What am I?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t think any legitimate options have been presented yet… let me think about it.

[Dawn]

Very well.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm…

[Dawn]

Oh. I already commented in TOPHAT about pins didn’t I? How about I be the Official Blonde?

(Or Forgetful One works too XD)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh yeah, that was a thing.

[Poulet Frit]

But I’m blonde.

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