TOPHAT

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, I was just saying that some things should get their permission before we do them.

[Dawn]

Well lucky for us, Angie is a part of TOPHAT! So Groot the Phantom of the Forum can be called upon to judge ideas and see if they’re possible.

[Okay then.]

Yeah.

[Brooke AC]

Hmm, ok, cool!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mmhmm.

[Dawn]

O.K. Should we bring up our lawsuit against Ryan and Matthew for being phone-abusers or should we wait until the episode is officially released?

[Poulet Frit]

Wait til it’s out

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Phone abusers… what?

[Awkward Potato]

Watch the live stream, you’ll understand.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m sure.

[Jeff Ross]

Greetings, honorable members of The Overly Punny Honor Association of Trolls!

Your Secretary of the Canadian Treasury, Manalive Smith, recently nominated me to be at least an honorary member of your association and be given a suitable title. I am posting this message to begin the confirmation and title idea generation processes.

I would like to clarify that I am not a troll by nature, but I have come to a sufficient understanding of the species over years of study. I also hail from the USA, the great melting pot of trolls and non-trolls alike.

Godspeed in your decisions. I shall report back after some time and interject appropriately.

Sincerely,

Jeff Ross

[Jeff Ross]

*Jeff Ross
Trube Fan
F.A.C.E.
Nominee for T.O.P.H.A.T. membership

[Masøn M.]

I’ve called you the ‘Keeper of History’ or ‘Keeper of Books’ before… Perhaps something slightly no those lines… Or, perhaps, even the TOPHAT speech writer, for when Kristen or someone must make an emergency speech… I feel like something along those lines would suit you, but idk what you and everyone else thinks…

[Masøn M.]

**slightly along those lines

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I concur with Mason.

[Masøn M.]

“Director of Speechwriting” is the official White House title, if I am not wrong…

[Poulet Frit]

As President, I would need a speechwriter. I am not great with words or being a human. Jeff is fantastic with words. I’m cool with him being the speechwriter.

[Awkward Potato]

I concur with Kristen on not being good at being a human. “Speechwriter” seems like a good title to me, or maybe something like “Official TOPHAT Speechwriter.”

[Dawn]

I concur. Jeff seems to have a sufficient grasp of the English language and rarely strays from a businesslike attitude. He would do quite well in the office of Official TOPHAT Speechwriter.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[Jeff Ross]

Time for an interjection from me before I go back to a non-internet zone for the evening (hopefully I’ll be done with non-internet zones in a few days):
I like the idea of a speech writer. However, I don’t know how often speeches are necessary for this administration. What circumstances would warrant a speech? What are the typical expectations for a TOPHAT speech?
Secondly, are their any other ideas for titles or roles? I just want to make sure that I am contributing to TOPHAT in the most optimal way possible. Feel free to be as creative as you wish.
Thank you, honorable members of TOPHAT!

[Poulet Frit]

I’m sure we could come up with a lot…
As president, I don’t think I’ve come up with any titles for anyone. Oops…

[Poulet Frit]

Do you mind saying your age? If you do, don’t say it.
What things are you interested in?
Favorite book? Favorite TV show? Favorite pixar movie?

If we have a little bit of info about things you enjoy and such, we can decide a perfect title.

[Masøn M.]

Or at least a rough age range… That could work too…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m kind of assuming Jeff is older than all of us, but I have a vague suspicion that he’s actually 12.

[Masøn M.]

That would surprise me, seeing as I see him being 15-17

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t actually think he’s 12, I’m just attempting to brace myself for a shock.

[Poulet Frit]

I thought he would be at least 20, though if he’s 15-17 then he is just more proof that guys on here age 15-17 can word things much better than me…this is why I work with numbers.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh well.

[Manalive Smith]

I feel like we’re on the right track with Director of Speechwriting. What about Honorary Director of Speechwriting and Kerfuffle Coordination. (Or Official Director, I just like the way Honorary sounds).

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