TOPHAT

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You are most welcome. Sorry for inundating your Twitter with an obscene amount of Tweets about Nintendo.

[Dawn]

Okay, correction:

Poulet Frit- President
Masøn M.- Attorney General (also janitor of the year at some point)
Josiah the Carrot Stick- Chairman of the Board
Brooke AC- Secretary of State
Explosive Yeast- Strange Guy who Stands Creepily in the Corner Eating a Pickle on a Stick
Awkward Potato- Official Hug Dealer
Angie-Groot the Phantom of the Forum
Dawn-Polyonymous
Manalive Smith: Secretary of the Canadian Treasury.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What’s the Polyonymous thingy?

[Dawn]

Means someone is referred to by multiple names/titles. Polyonymous is easier to type out than Holder of Horses/Secretary of Defense/She of Many Names.

The last title is a reference to the fact that I’ve appeared on the Aux Cable under 3 or more names thus far. XD I won’t become well known, but by golly I’ll have fun!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah, under three names? I see…

[Poulet Frit]

I use a lot of different names too.

[Poulet Frit]

They usually don’t read them, though.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I haven’t even sent in any questions in a while.

[Poulet Frit]

I need to send in more. I apparently have sent in 69 questions total.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You keep track? Also, that’s it?

[Poulet Frit]

Someone else told me.
And yeah, apparently only 69

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That number surprises me.

[Poulet Frit]

Me too. I thought it was close to 100…looks like I got some work to do.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I mean if I can Tweet 1,000 times in 2 months, you can send in 100 questions in 10 months.

[Poulet Frit]

Truth!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup.

[Explosive Yeast]

hmmm

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mmhmm…

[Brooke AC]

We need to establish some laws against “m***” for the sake of our President Kristen.

[Manalive Smith]

I’m pretty sure we don’t have that kind of legislative power.

[Dawn]

Who does?

[Dawn]

I think maybe if Brooke and Josiah collaborated they would have the power to get a law passed against m***…

But then Kristen would probably veto it XD

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I say if we get a majority of officers on board, we can pass it. If Kristen tries to veto, we can figure things out as we go from there. Somebody should come up with some sort of TOPHAT constitution that declares what we do in specific situations.

[Dawn]

I just find it hilarious we’re censoring m***

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well yes, there is that. 😀

[Poulet Frit]

We can censor m***. I won’t veto it

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okeydokey. Does anybody else want to draft a constitution, or should I do it?

[Brooke AC]

We need some actual formal documents on what we are besides just censoring m***.
Also, what form of government does TOPHAT use exactly?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hrm… one similar to the U.S’s? We may need to divide our ranks into the Senate and House… I say that we should have Ryan, Matthew, Angie, etc. be the Judicial branch.

[Brooke AC]

Wait, all 3 of them are part of TOPHAT? I’m not opposed, just confused.

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