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[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Your old man and me.

[Manalive Smith]

You know my father!!! How?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I AM your father. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

I find that highly unlikely

#bringbackfranklin

[Dawn]

All my friends are heathens take it slow…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably because I’m not your father. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

And younger than me, and living in New Hampshire or some such place.

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin
(Why is it so hard to do that before I hit submit?)

[Manalive Smith]

Did I guess your state right? There is only so much New England to go around, and my second grade teacher has family in New Hampshire so it would be cool if you turned out to be her grandchild. #bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I would be kind of amused to see people speculate as to which state I live in, and why they think that. I’m not going to say, but it would be intriguing. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

Now that I state that train of thought aloud, I wonder what station it departed from. #bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I have family in New Hampshire… not going to specify as to whether it’s my immediate or extended family, possibly including myself. I doubt I’m the grandchild of your teacher. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

Somewhere cold, and east of New York. There are six possibilities: Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts. I believe Massachusetts has the highest population so that is the most likely location. Unfortunately the Red Sox are the only major league team in the region (according to Wikipedia) so that brings us no closer to your location.

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin
(I’ll get it down eventually)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, I’ve been as unhelpful as possible. 😀 #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

Still it’s only six states and they’re pretty close together. We could have a Ceiling Fan style road trip to find Josiah, and canvas the region.

[Manalive Smith]

#bringbackfranklin #badatrememberinghastags

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang, I guess I need to listen to more of the Ceiling Fan. Until then, could you explain what you mean? #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

Now that I look at it, I think the comma after Josiah was largely unnecessary. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

#someonehastodoitwhenJosiahisnotaround

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t think it was unnecessary… but I’m not sure. Are you making these memes, Manalive? They still won’t post mine…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang it. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

They did a road trip to find Odyssey. #yeahJosiahisstillaround #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

I have not the time nor the energy. #bringbackfranklin (I told you I would get it eventually)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah. Except I’m technically findable. I am still here… but not for long. I’m going to just drop off at some point. #bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okeydoke. #bringbackfranklin

[Manalive Smith]

I just tried googling “Josiah the Carrot Stick New England”. This was the first non-auxcable related link. I thought you might appreciate just how esoteric it is.

http://archive.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/03/08/carrot_unstuck/

Carefully. You shouldn’t click links from a suspected spammer. #bringbackfranklin #whyisn’thebackyet #areapostrophesallowedinhastags

[Manalive Smith]

*Careful* not Carefully. I should be more carefully about my typing.

#bringbackfranklin

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s hilarious. #bringbackfranklin

[AuxCableAngie]

Josiah- I don’t have access to the email so I don’t see the no doubt amazing memes you send to us. Well…them. HINT HINT WINK WINK MOOSE BURD

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