Puns

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Tank you for reviving this thread!

[Awkward Potato]

Sorry, I thought it was Brooke that commented 😀 I meant Kristen. I feel like an idiot now.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(that was supposed to be a tan pun, in case it wasn’t obvious… also, hey, Brooke.)

[Poulet Frit]

(Awkward potato, are you a boy or girl, so I can stop mentally calling you, “it”, and instead can mentally call you he or she)

[Awkward Potato]

It may be revived for now, but will it be gunned down?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(It was actually me that said that, Potato, but I don’t really carrot all. 😀 )

[Poulet Frit]

(BROOOOOKKKKKKKEEEE)
(…sup awkward pots…welcome to the crazy, glad you could join us, we are all heathens)

[Awkward Potato]

Lol, I’m a girl, but you can just call me Potato if you want. 😀

[Awkward Potato]

I just listened to Heathens 😀 although I’m not a die-hard fan, I do enjoy tøp.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heathens isn’t the correct term… but I won’t terminate you for saying it.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(to #4733) Same. I’m not on the tøp of their list of fans…

[Poulet Frit]

(I, too, am a potato. But I am more like…fried chicken than anything. But spicy fried chicken. Anyways, nice to meat you)

[Awkward Potato]

Aw, shoot! I should have known I’d do something wrong.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I was too chicken to make the meat pun.

[Awkward Potato]

Nice to eat you, I mean meet you too.

[Awkward Potato]

We’ll probably be boiled alive for making all these missteaks.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(To #4737: Are you referring to #4734? I was actually talking to Kristen…)

[Poulet Frit]

You’re not chicken, you just don’t carrot all

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, somebody’s going to repork us…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(to #4742) But hey, at least I stick around!

[Poulet Frit]

Irish my wifi was faster (also, potato, my puns tend to be spazzy, cuz that’s how my brain works, so just excuse me)

[Awkward Potato]

To #4741: Oh, okay. That makes sense 🙂

[Awkward Potato]

My puns aren’t much butter, I can spam people until they bacon me to shut up.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Kristen, if you’re Russian, there’s Norway you’ll get to the Finnish. (Not trying to be racist against Russians…)

[Poulet Frit]

(I love spam)
Can we all agree that veggies are the wurst?

[Poulet Frit]

I’m scottish, laddie, but thanks, I’ll quit Russian through tax returns

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

NO.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Lettuce have a formal debate about this…

[Awkward Potato]

At least you exspained yourself, Carrot. Den you can mark it a success.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Francey that!

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