Puns

[Poulet Frit]

Veggies are the worst. They make me artichoke

[Awkward Potato]

That’s what I get for taking too long to think of a pun, aw shucks.

[Awkward Potato]

But cucumber, veggies are Gouda for you.

[Poulet Frit]

(We are gonna put mac n cheese on French fries. POUTINES!!!!! we are also making normal poutine)

[Awkward Potato]

(Mmm, sounds delicious.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(To #4758: Ew.)

[Poulet Frit]

Veggies are nothing but muensters

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, stop cheddaring about how terrible veggies are. #delish

[Awkward Potato]

I like vegetables, but I think Carrot takes the cake.

[Poulet Frit]

(Normal poutine is great…though we deep fry the cheese curds. So why can’t mac n cheese poutine)

[Poulet Frit]

He doesn’t like cake. He likes pie…he might like cake, but he loooovesss pie

[Poulet Frit]

(I will probably put deep fried cheese curds on the fries with the mac n cheese as well)

[Awkward Potato]

I was trying to make a pun, but pie guess it didn’t work.

[Poulet Frit]

(And buffalo chicken)
I stopped making puns and started talking about food. Why does this always happen to me???? Oh wait…cuz I’m a hungry hungry hippo (does that count? Idk)

[Poulet Frit]

(I go until after food. Like…45 min ish)

[Awkward Potato]

Food puns always make me pungry, too. Go enjoy your poutine. 🙂

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I like cake… as long as it doesn’t have way too much sugar or frosting. The same goes for pie actually… but as a general rule I do like pie more. Don’t worry guys, I didn’t dessert you, I just ate supper.

[Awkward Potato]

Actually, I myself mustard be going now, so I will sesame seed you later. (And I agree with you on the cake and pie thing)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ketchup with you later!

[Poulet Frit]

Bye potato. I like super sweet things (which makes sense, as my hometown (not where i live, but my first home…technically my second home though) is the birth place of sweet tea)

[Poulet Frit]

(My official verdict on Mac n cheese poutine…heck yeah!!! So much yes. It takes the poutine, rips it apart, americanizes it, and puts it back together with freedom and eagle feathers…needed bacon though…and I would prefer the mac n cheese deep fried)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Put some bacon on it!)

[Awkward Potato]

You Noah what would I think would be fun? Sam random name puns.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, let’s Ron with it then!

[Awkward Potato]

They don’t all have to be guy names, Judy know. I guess it might take some Luking around.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe I can find some if I look in my Andy dandy notebook…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Howard you doing, Potato?

[Awkward Potato]

I am doing Sewell (technically that’s a last name, but whatever). Although I think I might have gotten food poisoning.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh no! I hope you feel better tom-morrow…

[Awkward Potato]

I do too. Riddle me this, have you read Harry Potter?

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