Pointless Conspiracy Theories

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Great. I’m a regular Calvin Coolidge.

[Dawn]

In the story game, TOPHAT stands for “Tenacious Objective Prominent Association of Timelords”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah, I forgot about that.

[DScott]

Cartoons are made bad on purpose to merely fill blocks. That way, everyone will be talking about the cartoons that are good, which will lead to wild merchandise sales.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hm, that seems plausible.

[Brooke AC]

The game of life

[Tingle]

Or Monopoly.

[Jeff Ross]

So there were once some jailbirds who illegally gained access to movies online for no reason whatsoever…

But hey, that’s just a theory. A pointless cons’ piracy theory.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well played.

[Jeff Ross]

Thank you! 🙂

[DScott]

Winter was invented by lotion companies to sell hand moisturizer.

[Awkward Potato]

And summer was invented to sell sunscreen. We’re all just living in a giant temperature-controlled biome.

[Jeff Ross]

I suppose that such a biome is in a shape that doesn’t have any edges or corners, so it does fit the definition of a pointless conspiracy theory.

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