1. Eisenhower said he was president.
2. …I’m president of TOPHAT in the story game?
3. Chris, go to the Unsubscribe Corner. Making me groan is not allowed.
4. Okay, you can come out of the Unsubscribe Corner now. Thank you for your compliance.
5. I like pancakes.
Yeah the TimeLords formed TOPHAT after the original band led by Kristen was disbanded. Since Kristen was no longer Eldest, you got plopped into the position of President.