Pointless Conspiracy Theories

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Whoa.

[DScott]

Whoa what?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It might be Franklin.

[DScott]

Are you really going to settle for might?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well no, sheer muscle doesn’t really solve problems.

[Poulet Frit]

Hello, franklin! How has life been treating you?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hi Kristen.

[DScott]

It’s been alright.

[Poulet Frit]

Hi, carrot!!

That’s good, franklin.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But is Jesus just alright with you? That is the real question.

[Poulet Frit]

Woah, carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

#70smusic

[DScott]

Do I have sufficient time, or adequate words to answer that?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably not.

[Poulet Frit]

Franklin, what have you been up to? *hopes you haven’t disappeared again*

[DScott]

It’s a deep question.

[DScott]

During the summer I went back and forth between two states twice and then had to get some school issues sorted out and then actually go to school.

[Poulet Frit]

College or high school? I forgot if you’ve said before

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You’re going off the deep end, breaking from the crowd? You’re way in over your head, you think you’re gonna drown? You’re going off the deep end, the search is over now? You’re falling into God’s hands, it’s all or nothing, there’s no guessing, you’ve been lost and found?

[DScott]

I remember I once said I was late high-school age a long time ago, but didn’t actually say whether or not I was in College or High-school. It’s college.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… intriguing.

[Poulet Frit]

That’s awesome!! I hope this semester goes well for you!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Indeed.

[DScott]

It’ll be different from previous semester’s, but I’ll survive.

[DScott]

How about you two?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m reasonably well.

[Poulet Frit]

Different isn’t necessarily bad. Adaptation is vital to life.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Except when it’s adaptations of books. Those aren’t vital.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m ok. Lots going on with work stuff that I can’t discuss on here because this is public. It’s super stressful. And then…relationship drama stuffs. I just wanna be 5 again

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah, the relative innocence youth.

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