Patronage

[Explosive Yeast]

* I grab the bagpipes running through the stream. It’s a mistake.*

[Manalive Smith]

*wonders where we can find some bagpipes*

[Manalive Smith]

*stops wondering*

[Explosive Yeast]

*Sam doesn’t realize I had bagpipes already*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*neither does Manalive*

[Explosive Yeast]

*yup two different people*

[Manalive Smith]

*looks around for an accordion*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*absolutely*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Stickman wheels in four*

[Awkward Potato]

*pulls accordion out of the Duat*

[Manalive Smith]

*finds an accordion* *tries playing accordion* *gives up on accordion and tries to find something else*

[Manalive Smith]

*thanks Potato anyway*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Josh and Kass show up to play accordion*

[Explosive Yeast]

*my bagpipes playing is was off key.*

[Explosive Yeast]

*way

[Manalive Smith]

*The music soars as we hit the final verse*
When temptations fierce assail me. When my enemies I find,
sin and guilt and death and Satan all against my soul combined.
Raise me up in mighty waters, set my eyes on things above
Righteousness, divine atonement, peace, and everlasting love.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Josiah pulls out his LEGO bagpiper to inspire Yeast*

[Manalive Smith]

*Silence rings inside of the fish*

[Manalive Smith]

*Yeast is inspired* *A jazzy bagpipe solo ensues*

[Explosive Yeast]

*”wow who knew I could play bagpipes?” Yeast said*

[Manalive Smith]

*Manalive quietly hopes that no one will notice he substituted a different song in for “Nearer My God to Thee”*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Josiah was wondering about that*

[Manalive Smith]

(It’s called Autumn. It’s one claim to fame is that it was definitely not the song sung as the Titanic sank.)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Josiah wonders if anybody else thinks that Brad Pitt looks like Leonardo DiCaprio*

[Explosive Yeast]

*yeast definitely doesn’t*

[Manalive Smith]

(Had to google them, but, no, I don’t think they look similar)

[Manalive Smith]

*quietly likes “Autumn” better than “Nearer My God to Thee”*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Josiah realizes that he didn’t mean Brad Pitt, he meant Matt Damon. Whoops*

[Manalive Smith]

*still doesn’t see it*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Josiah guesses it’s just him, then*

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