Haikus

[Brooke AC]

Today was my last
Full day of school. It doesn’t
Feel that way. It’s weird.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That is pretty cool
I still have a couple or
More weeks of school left.

[Awkward Potato]

I have two more days
Left of school this year. I can’t
Wait for summertime!

[Poulet Frit]

I graduated
I forgot how long ago
Five syllables here

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

And I thought homeschool
Got out earlier than the
Public schools got out?

[Brooke AC]

Graduation is
Next week, and I’m excited
But also sad-ish

[Awkward Potato]

School was done so soon
This year since we started in
Middle of August.

[Poulet Frit]

(I’m breaking the haiku rule to verbally slap you. Dude, I was homeschooled and we basically never got a summer break. Consider yourself verbally slapped)

[Awkward Potato]

Graduation is
Good but sad cause people leave.
You graduating?
(To Brooke)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Graduations are
Very long at least with
16-hundred grads.

[Poulet Frit]

(My verbal slap wasn’t meant to be rude)

[Brooke AC]

I am, Potato
High school has ended for me
It’s all very strange

[Awkward Potato]

I bet it must be.
What are you going to do
Once you leave your home?

[Brooke AC]

I’ll head to college
Too far away from my home
For graphic design

[Manalive Smith]

I’m sorry it’s far.
I expect you will be great.
It sounds really cool.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Let me know if you
Will be in my New England
State of residence

[Manalive Smith]

I don’t think that the
Art schools in Colorado
are really that great.

[Manalive Smith]

But I will get you
a sandwich if the school is
close enough to me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t know about the
Art schools in the state [censored]
Maybe they are good.

[Brooke AC]

It’s too far from home
But it’s really not that far
I just have to move

[Brooke AC]

The distance will be
Good for little, sheltered me
For independence

[Brooke AC]

I am self-sheltered
I need to take things on now
And I’ll still be safe

[Brooke AC]

My very best friend
Will be there with me to help
We are excited

[Poulet Frit]

(You got this, brooke. And if you need anything, you know where to find me)

[Brooke AC]

Thank you, Poulet Frit
I do indeed know where to
In the state [censored]

[Brooke AC]

But really, thank you
Y’all are great friends, and I love
Talking to you. Truth.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I [censored] [censored]
[censored] [censored[ ]censored] too.
You [censored] [censored].

[Manalive Smith]

I just discovered
I will be a paid intern!
I won’t have to starve!

[Awkward Potato]

Congratulations,
Manalive! Not starving is good
Good luck on your work.

[Awkward Potato]

(Noooo! I had eight syllables in the second line! Go ahead and banish me.)

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