Haikus

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I repeat myself.
I have no clue what to say.
I repeat myself.

[Masøn M.]

Merry Haiku Day!
May your dreams be poetic
Like this not-forum.

[Manalive Smith]

If everyone spoke
in Haiku they would think more
about what they say

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Manalive is right.
I am kind of bad at this.
Who cares anyway?

[Brooke AC]

We would all indeed
Consider our word choices
Vey carefully

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Has this thread died yet?
I really have no clue, eh?
Woopdee-doopdee-doo.

[Manalive Smith]

Please don’t speak of death.
Haikus will live forever
[five syllables here]

[Manalive Smith]

Silent and alone
The Not Forum after dark
Where are all my friends?

[Manalive Smith]

They are all asleep,
But soon they will be brought back.
Just like Franklin was.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

We brought back Franklin.
Bring back Franklin yet again.
We must bring him back.

[Manalive Smith]

NASA has a feed.
That let’s you watch the Earth live.
It is pretty cool.

[Manalive Smith]

I am nocturnal.
My mind wakes up after ten.
It’s problematic.

[Manalive Smith]

It occurs to me
I’m currently watching the
Earth live. Just up close.

[Manalive Smith]

Recent Replies is
Full of my name. I will sleep
Contently tonight.

[To Continue This Thread.]

Contentedly would
Really have been more proper
But that is okay.

[Manalive Smith]

The next haiku is
Not one that I wrote myself
Okay, here we go:

[Manalive Smith]

If time is money
Are ATMs time machines?
Your mind has been blown.

[Dawn]

It’s hard, writing haikus
Words bound to structure, order
Let us set them free

[Brooke AC]

But words are free, Dawn
Create new words endlessly
Garbog flabbledo

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Haiku haiku hai
Ku haiku haiku haiku
Haiku banana.

[Manalive Smith]

Such words of wisdom
Haiku Haiku Banana
You have touched my heart.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I did not know
That my words were thought to be
Filled with great wisdom.

[Brooke AC]

I have been reading
The Not-forum to my friends
Today. They’re confused.

[Manalive Smith]

They are confuse-ed
That is understandable.
We are all mad here.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Why are they confused?
We are not very odd, eh?
Hmm… Autotune. Oy!

[Brooke AC]

I do not know why
They are confused about this
We are normal, right?

[Brooke AC]

The Assasin’s Guild
Dozens of haiku poems
It’s all simply fine

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Whoop-dee-doopdy-doo
Oobop blue-bop shoe-bop cow
Woop-dee-doopdy-doo

[Brooke AC]

Alone on the Not
Forum, I sit in silence.
This is strange on here.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I was doing school
However, I am done now.
Whoopdeedoopdeedoo.

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