Completely Out of Context Song Lyrics

[P.U.N]

Where Have All The Staplers Gone

[Awkward Potato]

Who is this kid, what’s he gon’ do?

[P.U.N]

Put a pillow on your fridge
Have a teddy bear picnic
Look for aliens in outer space

[Awkward Potato]

A foxtrot above my head, a sock hop beneath my bed

[Awkward Potato]

I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest

[P.U.N]

Darkness doesn’t stand a chance

[Awkward Potato]

Pardon me while I throw up

[Jeff Ross]

Would you believe me if I told you

There’s no such thing as Peter Pan
No such place as Never Never Land

[Awkward Potato]

But with life, you never know
When you’re coming up to the end of the road

[Awkward Potato]

I just wanna get robbed at knifepoint

[P.U.N]

I’m only one call away

[Awkward Potato]

Neon gravestones try to call for my bones

[P.U.N]

Nananananananana Batman

[Awkward Potato]

Get it together, use your spell-checker

[Awkward Potato]

But he peeled off my skin and he threw me into the water to save me

[P.U.N]

Pizza angel please come to me
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooy

[Awkward Potato]

Pizza aaangelll I’m on my kn…wait that’s not out of context
Ahem
I’ll grab my bat, and go with you

[P.U.N]

Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you’re part of a team! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!! WHEN YOU’RE LIVING ON A DREAM!

[Awkward Potato]

Like a bag of circus peanuts in a sewage drain

[Awkward Potato]

Peach fuzz, and he can’t even grow it!

[Awkward Potato]

all I can do is
R U N

[Jeff Ross]

She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes

[Awkward Potato]

We’ll be together and I’m not sure what that means

[Awkward Potato]

Uh, I forget the next couple of lines but then it goes,
SECRET TUNNEL

[Jeff Ross]

Hallelujah! Jesus is Alive!
Death has lost its victory and the grave has been denied!
Jesus lives forever!
He’s Alive! He’s Alive!
He’s the Alpha and Omega, the First and Last is He!
The curse of sin is broken, and we have perfect liberty,
For the Lamb of God is Risen!
He’s Alive! He’s Alive!
Hallelujah! Jesus is Alive!

[Awkward Potato]

It’s been brought to my attention
That there’s a lack of songs about girls named Melanie
This was brought to my attention
By my friend Melanie

[Awkward Potato]

This has to stop now
This thing where you think that you’ve been my friend

[Author]

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