Completely Out of Context Song Lyrics

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

AND ALL I WANT TO DO IIIIIIS FLYYYYYYYYYYYY…

[Awkward Potato]

(I didn’t know I needed this thread til now)
YOU’RE MY PRIDE AND JOY, YOU’RE MY PRIDE AND JOY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

POOOOOOOR WAND’RING OOOOOOOOONE…
(Hahahahaha)

[Poulet Frit]

I walk these empty streets…

(This could get insanely dangerous)

[Poulet Frit]

(Unless I’m completely out of the loop about something…I may be too old for this stuff. I honestly don’t understand half the things yall talk about)

[Masøn M.]

[superchris01]

Everything is awesome

[Awkward Potato]

I’m not gonna buy you an iPhone, cause you asked for it
(It’s technically a parody, but oh well)

[Awkward Potato]

(Also that video made me laugh so hard)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Kiss a wookiee, kick a droid…
(Hang on, YOU don’t understand what we talk about, Kristen?)

[Awkward Potato]

(I don’t even know what we’re talking about most of the time, tbh)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Any time a popular song or movie or something comes up, I’m completely useless.)

[Masøn M.]

Mama just killed a man…

[Masøn M.]

She had a beard. And it felt weird.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So long, Mom, I’m off to drop the bomb, so don’t wait up for me.
(#31542 Why have you done this.)

[Poulet Frit]

I’d catch a grenade for ya

(I don’t get half the conversations on here. And YES MASON)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

FOR I AM A PIRATE KIIIIIIIING…
(Neither do I. Why is that song even popular?)

[Poulet Frit]

A beautiful heart, faithful and strong.

(Are you talking about bohemian rhapsody or bruno mars?)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Bohemian Rhapsody.)

[Masøn M.]

Learn how to bend.
(ROFL Kristen)

[Masøn M.]

You’re a vegetable.

[Masøn M.]

And no one’s gonna save you…

[Masøn M.]

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog.

[DScott]

Never before has a boy asked for more!

[Masøn M.]

I’m ecstatic like a drug addict locked in the attic…

[Masøn M.]

I fall asleep in hospital parking lots, and awake in your mouth…

[Poulet Frit]

(YOU’RE A VEGETABLE!!!!!!!!!!! and bohemian rhapsody is amazing)
(Mason, my brother told me to post that)

[Masøn M.]

(Hello Kristen’s Brother.)

[Poulet Frit]

I rode the city in a shopping cart with a pack of camels and a smoke alarm.

(My sister said that one)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I don’t know what I’m doing, I’m just making some music and we’ll see what happens next.
(Describe to me how Bohemian Rhapsody is good.)
(Hello, Kristen’s siblings.)

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