Breaking (#4)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ayuh.

[Poulet Frit]

Mason gets it

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ayuh.

[Awkward Potato]

You are a legend, Carrot! And without you, we probably wouldn’t have correct grammar or spelling. So thank you. (And ignore the fact that I just started three sentences with conjunctions 🙂 )

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Awkward Potato]

You can say more than one word at a time, ya know.

[Manalive Smith]

I agree that Carrot is legendary whether or not he wants to acknowledge it, but since Kristen has the Legend covered, I vote we go for Josiah the Great, or Carrot the Epictastic. Any seconds?

[Awkward Potato]

I second the second choice. Epictastic is a wonderfulific word.

[Manalive Smith]

I agree and wonderfulific, is truly awesomesaucational.

[Awkward Potato]

But of course the most fantawesome of all is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

[Masøn M.]

Carrot can for sure be epictastic…

[Poulet Frit]

I’m adding all these words to my vocabulary. Carrot is indeed epictastic.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not sure that that’s a word, but oh, well.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m off to a rodeo!! (Typical southern stuff…it’s my first rodeo)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m back from a baseball game.

[Manalive Smith]

From here on out whenever you’re in a stressful situation or someone asks if you’re sure of something, you can give them a look and be all like, “This isn’t my first rodeo.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Poulet Frit]

I will do that

[Manalive Smith]

Out of curiosity, how was your first rodeo?

[Poulet Frit]

Pretty good. Nobody died. Not too many drunks. Lots of rednecks, but you just pretend you are one and everything is fine..

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Manalive Smith]

Sounds a lot like a drag race I went to once.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Poulet Frit]

I wanna go to a drag race, but they are illegal. I’m going back to the rodeo tonight.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Heh.

[Manalive Smith]

Are they? I’m pretty sure it’s legal here, but there are a lot of things that are legal in CO that aren’t legal in other places.

[Poulet Frit]

They are generally illegal…or at least the ones people in know used to do were.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*I

[Manalive Smith]

Breaking: Oligochaetology is the study of earthworms. #essentiallifeknowledge

[Manalive Smith]

Next time someone asks what I’m going to school for, that’s what I’m gonna tell them.

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