Breaking (#4)

[Poulet Frit]

No. Be weird. It’s good.
The website scared me. I’m talking addresses and phone numbers from when my mom was a kid and an email address she forgot about.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No.

[Poulet Frit]

Scary freaking website. I ain’t gonna use it to stalk FACEs. But like…creeps and future neighbors. Yes.

You got big feet, carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, I do rather. Gotta go…

[Poulet Frit]

Have a good night

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Thanks. Same to you!

[Masøn M.]

Wow Kristen… That color is… Hairy interesting…

[Awkward Potato]

*ba dum tsss* Hi, Mason!

[Masøn M.]

Howdyyyy

[Poulet Frit]

Thank you!! Hopefully in a good way…but, honestly, I would take any way. This is what I love…my hair being colorful.

[Masøn M.]

Kristen why were you up at two last night?…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… I ponder the same question as Mason.

[Poulet Frit]

The cats woke me up. Ryan had messaged me at 130. So when I checked my phone I messaged Ryan back and went on the forum because the cats kept trying to bite me.
I went back to bed by 230 (they woke me up at 2 by biting me)

[Poulet Frit]

I had gone to bed…at…around 11. So I’m well rested…ish.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I see. Yours Truly Chris is now following me and it’s weird.

[Poulet Frit]

Duudddeee!!! He’s cool.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Now I have a bunch of random legit people following me for no apparent reason…

[Poulet Frit]

You’re cool, carrot. Legendary!!
(I saved another picture of my hair)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Whoa, whoa, no. You’re the legend.

[Poulet Frit]

You’re a legend too, carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If you say so.

[Poulet Frit]

Chin up, buttercup. You’re a legend too, carrot. Believe me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Buttercup? I’m not a contralto…

[Poulet Frit]

It’s a southern thing. Like…we call everyone sweetheart. I’m surprised I haven’t called anyone sweetheart on here. Or honey. Or babe. It’s a southern thing.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah, I see.

[Poulet Frit]

I call a lot of people sweetheart, honey, babe, and buttercup. I’m really surprised I haven’t on here. It would probably creep everyone out.

[Poulet Frit]

*scrolls through fb* *sees picture*
“JFF!!!”
My fb feed is very boring.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wicked creepy.

[Poulet Frit]

Me calling people those things?
Or a jellyfishflower being on my feed?

[Masøn M.]

CAN CONFIRM – Carrot is legendary… Case closed. No arguing…

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