Auxcon

[Awkward Potato]

I am currently saving to go to Disney World. But I will also save for Auxcon.

[Poulet Frit]

I need to tell you about Disney world, potato

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm.

[Manalive Smith]

I’m sure the penguins wouldn’t say no to free pizza.

[Dawn]

Who wouldn’t say no to FREE pizza?

[Dawn]

BLINKING DANGIT I DIDN’T MEAN THAT!

I meant “Who WOULD say no to free pizza?” Strange, sad sorry people

[Awkward Potato]

You mean ffffffree pizza?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, ffffffree pizza.

[Awkward Potato]

I don’t remember if this has already been discussed, but we should have a board game time at Auxcon. Maybe not an entire day, but at least an afternoon or something. Any suggestions for games to play?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

7 Wonders
Settlers of Catan
Codenames
Dominion
Sabotuer
Ticket to Ride
Exploding Kittens

[Dawn]

Also: Spit it Out or Blurt

Capitalism. You all need to learn how to play Capitalism.

And Pente.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’ve never heard of any of those.

[Brooke AC]

…I’ve never played any of those…

[Dawn]

Blurt was “played” in one of the podcasts, except it was an adaptation. I mentioned Pente at some point and probably capitalism too

[Brooke AC]

Hmm, well I’m sure they’d be super fun to play!!

I suggest Uno. I love Uno.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Or Uno Attack.

[Manalive Smith]

I suggest Hungry Hungry Hippos, but with real hippos.

[Brooke AC]

As Secretary of Defense of TOPHAT, I think that’s a little too much of a safety hazard…

[Awkward Potato]

That sounds dangerous.

[Manalive Smith]

Well of course it’s dangerous. That’s what makes it so much fun. Maybe we could feed the hippos first and just play Rather Peckish Hippos, or Mostly Full But Could Still Use a Snack Hippos.

[Brooke AC]

We could just go with one hippo. And make it a song. A song about a boy and his cebú. A little boy and his thREE cebú. The little boy who had a sick cebú, a sad cebú, and a mUte cebú. And also a hippo.

[Manalive Smith]

We’ll need a canoe though. Are we thinking wood or aluminum?

[Awkward Potato]

Why is the sad cebu sad? Also, should we do our underwater basket weaving under the canoe?

[Manalive Smith]

Should we weave ourselves a canoe? It sounds like a pretty advanced project, but I’m up for trying it.

[Awkward Potato]

I dunno…I think weaving a canoe out of aluminum would be pretty tricky. But we can try.

[Manalive Smith]

We’ll just have to wear gloves and avoid the hippo.

[Brooke AC]

Weave suggested crazier things before.

[Awkward Potato]

If you cebu so.

[Awkward Potato]

Brooke just had a brilliant idea of what to call this gathering. We were talking about how it’s going to be awkward when we all first meet, and she suggested we call it Awkscon.

[Manalive Smith]

That makes me smile.

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