Auxcon

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe… maybe not. I said eleventh because I believe I’ve said that I’m not a senior.

[Poulet Frit]

…I don’t remember you saying that…but ok

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I think I at least I implied it when other people were discussing their seniority. Oh, well.

[Poulet Frit]

It was implied

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Okay… anyway, I’m not a senior.

[Poulet Frit]

Neither am i

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

WHAT?!?!? I had no idea.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*I not i.

[Poulet Frit]

…there is a big I there carrot

[Poulet Frit]

Oh, you were correcting me.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, I was.?

[Poulet Frit]

Don’t do drugs, carrot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Well, I’m already a Milkaholic, so who needs drugs?

[Poulet Frit]

…me

[Poulet Frit]

Oreos are as addicting as crack…and same with girl scout cookies. So they count…right? And caffeine is a drug

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You really don’t.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oreos are definitely addicting. I ate like 10 in one sitting once… right after eating three or four carrots.

[Poulet Frit]

Thank you, carrot, that changed my life

[Poulet Frit]

10? Dude…I can kill a whole package by myself

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wow, maybe I should be an inspirational speaker. Can I go to college for that? Oh wait, that’s called counseling. Never mind.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Note the part about carrots. Also, I don’t eat dessert all that often.

[Poulet Frit]

Mommy said I get dessert tonight. I don’t eat dessert often, because it’s bad for you or something.
(Yes, I said mommy. And I also say daddy. Don’t judge me…I am 5)

[Poulet Frit]

I’m good at encouraging. I ain’t gonna do it for a living though

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably neither am I.

[Awkward Potato]

Now that you guys are done doing drugs and eating carrots and Oreos, I have a suggestion. A butterfly apocalypse T-shirt for Auxcon! I don’t know who wants to design it, but I volunteer Brooke since she’s an artist.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

IT’S POTATOOOOOOOOO

[Poulet Frit]

Yessssss!!! (To the shirt)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Wait, what? It’s not Potato?

[Poulet Frit]

…no its not.
It’s an awkward potato!!

[Awkward Potato]

I was unaware my name had a bunch of extra O’s on the end of it, but yes, it is I.

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