Auxcon

[Manalive Smith]

*Round of Applause*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m very good at integral and differential calculus.

[Manalive Smith]

I know the scientific names of beings and animalcules.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern major general.

[Manalive Smith]

My name is John Wellington Wells and I’m a dealer in magic and spells.

[Manalive Smith]

And Mason thought this thread was scary before.

[Poulet Frit]

If manalive was quoting what I think he was….
AGONY

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

If only I could get my siblings to show up and quote more Gilbert and Sullivan… I’m afraid Modern Major General is the only one that I know well.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What do you think he was quoting?

[Dawn]

Ohhhh….I feel SPECIAL…

sfx

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Are you special friends with someone, Dawn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1tUD0tBT4c

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Fun fact: When I was about 7, I had to read quite a few of Grosvenor’s lines, because my sister was the lead in Patience, and needed somebody to practice with.

[Poulet Frit]

…it sounded like into the woods, but I only saw that once and we all know how bad my memory is

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yes, part of it was Into the Woods. At least that’s what Google says.

[Poulet Frit]

Whew. Then my AGONY comment is still good.
Also, yall never answered about the sfx makeup

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What did you ask?

[Brooke AC]

(THANK YOU, MANALIVE!)
You know nothing of madness til you’re climbing her hair and you see her up there as you’re nearing her, all the while hearing her “AaaAaaAaAAaaaAAAaa.”
Carrot, I LOVE the Kazoo Kid video.
Kristen, what would bother us about the makeup?

[TRUUUUTH!]

Wait a minute. Who ARE you?

[Brooke AC]

GrEEns, grEENS, and nothing but GREENS. PArsley, PEPpers, cABbages, and CElery, asPAragus and WAtercress and FIddleferns and LEttuce.

[TRUUUUTH!]

Geeeegreenspapepabcepawafile?

[Brooke AC]

Sometimes I getta little… mmm… qUIet when I meet lots a new kids.

[Brooke AC]

That is correct, Carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

JONATHAN!!!

[Brooke AC]

I like to sIIng, DANce, PreTEnD, aAND, kaAAAZOOOO.

[Or Absolutely Not]

TUBA. BUMBUMBUM BUMBUM BUMBUM BUUUM.

[A Good Question]

WAHAHAHAHAAA, I’M THE PRETEEND SPIRIT!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

IT’S MEEEEEE!

[Do Not Know]

Let’s allll playy together!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

TOGETHEEEER LET’S PLAAAAAY ALOOOONG!

[Brooke AC]

BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE!

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